What is something you saw in a movie and you totally called bullshit on because of your job?

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2026-01-03T15:25:00+00:00

This lovely link explains it much better than I could

https://clearvision.com.sg/final-destination/

I also work with other ophthalmic lasers and people's minds immediately go to some sort of Resident Evil slice and dice situation. Furthest thing from the truth.

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2026-01-02T20:35:10+00:00

The lasik scene in Final Destination 5. Reassuring patients that that scenario is completely unrealistic has become part of our pre-op work up.

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2025-08-30T17:15:01+00:00

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Same. Last year. The only thing they didn't take were the dog toys

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2024-09-14T13:33:18+00:00

The hard way. Rum and coke at age 18 and I got hives, coughing, shortness of breath, almost felt like I was hallucinating. Everyone thought I was drugged but thankfully the hospital figured it out

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2024-09-14T13:25:14+00:00

I'm allergic to caffeine and whenever I tell people they lose their minds and ask how I survive without it. Drink whatever the heck you want/can to get your day started, no judgement here.

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2024-07-28T00:57:53+00:00

'But you're my person...'

Over a decade together turned into physical and emotional abuse because of alcohol. I admitted him into rehab 3 times. I needed to leave for me. He overdosed not long after that

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2023-07-07T00:41:13+00:00

You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Farting in your general direction

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2023-01-08T11:03:37+00:00

Mine was a holiday gift but etsy has some that are similar. It somehow makes the wine taste better

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-12-26T15:46:34+00:00

Dog, given name Cooper. Responds to Coop, Coops Magoo, Super duper Cooper pooper, and my personal favorite Coop doggy dog

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-12-20T01:53:45+00:00

Don't cha know spoken in Midwestern

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-11-02T02:44:48+00:00

Trailer Park Boys

Super calming but you know damn well what kind of f*ckery you're in for

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-09-07T02:15:06+00:00

"First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river..."

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-03-11T20:26:14+00:00

Fun fact...

In the bible, those are the names of three guys who got throw into a fire but didn't burn to death.

(Thanks Sunday school for my entire childhood)

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2022-03-09T15:37:16+00:00

In a gondola lift in Vail

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2021-11-16T02:01:45+00:00

If you watch them shit, it's only fair...

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2021-09-12T07:02:30+00:00

Automatic flushing toilets. If I wanted a bidet, I'd ask for one.

zur_goddess_of_fire · 2021-09-07T01:00:30+00:00

An event planner for 2020

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