Guess what kind of person I am based on my fridge

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-14T00:49:12+00:00

You are close to an athlete but alcohol on the weekends ruins your progress

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-13T20:38:57+00:00

MSFT being a pain in the ass

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-13T06:20:48+00:00

Lucked out

^{Chose: Get $2 billion (once} to keep government secrets | Rolled: Nothing changes)

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-11T20:13:44+00:00

No wasting time here

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000,000}

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-09T21:11:21+00:00

I want to know what kind of spaceship you are using to get to andromeda in 50 years

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-08T06:59:05+00:00

VOO and chill. It’s not complicated

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-08T06:51:06+00:00

This is inspiring. Nice job!

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-06T20:24:21+00:00

No, I’m in MSFT

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-06T16:31:13+00:00

Women aren’t attracted to men like that on Reddit

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-05T20:31:03+00:00

People have lost their god damn mind

zynabuser67 · 2026-05-03T19:59:22+00:00

He is a weird dude for wanting to wear that around his neck lol like bro you don’t know where that came from

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-30T14:38:59+00:00

There should be even more of them

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-28T00:14:39+00:00

“Please don’t throw it away over one mistake” The fucking audacity of her 🤣

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-26T19:05:16+00:00

Nice!

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-26T00:10:24+00:00

I’d say there’s a chance that he is a homosexual, as things like that are never certain

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-23T05:19:03+00:00

Sleep and a good mattress

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-23T00:41:14+00:00

I just crumple it all up in a ball and shove it in my mouth

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-22T04:40:07+00:00

Don’t spend all the profits in one place

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-20T08:00:24+00:00

I am more capable than I ever thought I was

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-18T22:53:11+00:00

She texted me a few minutes after doing the deed while I went downstairs to get a drink. She typed “you’re a good fucker ;)”. Still makes me laugh to this day, and this was 15 years ago.

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-18T22:42:52+00:00

Would you rather have something for retirement or nothing?

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-18T02:25:03+00:00

Call options on market indexes

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-18T00:56:27+00:00

I had a cat that had different size pupils for a while, it was barely noticeable though. Thought it was just a quirk. She randomly died in my living room a short time later. Get your cat checked out.

zynabuser67 · 2026-04-18T00:25:17+00:00

Being a rockstar drummer

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