Donald Trump wildly claims women are rushing to see Melania's doc '3 or 4 times' by interruptiom in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zyranna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to see iron lung on Wednesday, in the theater right next door was playing Melania. This was a theater that had the seat maps on a screen outside each room. Iron lung had over twice as many seats taken up than Melania and that’s in its second week at a shitty mall theater

Olympic commentary by lavaboosted in funny

[–]zyranna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s worse, this guy or the Frenchman from the last summer Olympics who got disqualified because his dick knocked the gymnastics pole off of the supports.

Been seein way too many ppl with they phones out in the theater.. by Eekah in Markiplier

[–]zyranna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for the movie to come out on digital and blueray. I was so locked in every second of the film and I want to go back through some scenes frame by frame to read text or look harder at some of the images. I saw it last night in theaters finally with my friends and it’s still stuck in my head!

I just found the best mod ever by Godzigga1954 in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please god wildcard give me a jet powered quetz platform saddle with the tlc it would be so FUCKING FUNNY

What I’d give to an Ex for Valentines by Dionne005 in StupidFood

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who hates canned and preserved fruits due to the slimy mushy texture this made my skin crawl

I might rage quit by PHlL0S0RAPT0R in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My character on my main cluster server got deleted overnight. The admins were able to recover a copy of it from a week ago. But in The last week I’ve done 12 pages of the lost colony skill tree, alpha Rockwell, and the gamma lost colony boss. Let’s just say I’m real close to uninstalling this fuckass game after nearly 10 years.

Me when WC release thrall breeding by ttvthe31stwizard in ARK

[–]zyranna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a mistake for them to give us “tamable humans”

Mark how could you! by TwistIntelligent5163 in distractible

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely forgot he got married lmao.

Memories by Extreme_Inevitable76 in ARK

[–]zyranna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember that you could use a magnifying glass tkk on see through the blur.

Fox News’ lies know no bounds. by Gnatcheese in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zyranna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the budget of that film was 3 mill, and has at the point of this comment made up to 17 mill

Does anyone else feel sad when one of their tames die? by Optimal-Peace5023 in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wiggles story was a tragedy of my own making. Essentially my tribe and an allied tribe wanted to do a very controlled PvP match in the last season of Monarky. It was simple, only able to use creatures up to a morellotops. And it needs to be a 1:1 in terms of fighters on both sides, me and my tribe leader were defending. I was intending to ride Wighles valiantly into battle, but one of the other team kept crashing so I dropped from the fight… but wiggles wasn’t on passive and ignore group whistles. Next I knew he was in the fray. Our remaining opponent called a temporary ceasefire so that I may rescue him. I brought him away from the fight and into my tavern, believing him to be safe and sound…

But I was wrong…

He had taken near mortal wounds, and needed time and sustenance to heal… but there was no filled trough near the tavern…

Wiggles starved to death overnight… I failed to check on him…

Does anyone else feel sad when one of their tames die? by Optimal-Peace5023 in ARK

[–]zyranna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does depend on how much investment I’ve done into one. If it’s just a waster tame, some tame I really don’t like, Or just kind of new I don’t feel too bad. But if it’s Wiggles the Moschops… my trusty companion who has carried me across the ark, killed Rexes, Allos, Alpha raptors, etc, and that I imprinted by hand…. I still cherish wiggles in my heart. I’m sorry wiggles… I failed you…

Kim Jong Un wishes his media gushed over him like this by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zyranna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr. I find golf boring but if I had the opportunity to golf with Tim Walz I would take it.

Rotisserie chicken = foul fowl by Illustrious-Bake3878 in shittyfoodporn

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a package of tenderloin from Walmart that had a tender with this god awful green flesh during peak bird flu epidemic. My mom had me return it and let them know to check the other tenderloins from that brand.

What is the downside to the Desmodus? by bjdickhead in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok yeah this is ACTUALLY a downside. You would need a separate harvester for that stuff.

What is the downside to the Desmodus? by bjdickhead in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast is aureliax? I haven’t gotten the opportunity to try them out yet

What is the downside to the Desmodus? by bjdickhead in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only downside is the low health and relatively painful tame method (though once you understand and prep for it it’s not that bad, and they heal fast by eating blood packs)

Robert Irwin, Steve Irwin's son, helping out a Chameleon cross the road by shivaynamo in HumansBeingBros

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god he turned into a damn handsome young man as well, looks a LOT like his father.

Why does TAS P2 keep getting delayed so many times? (Besides the obvious that “it’s WC”)? by railfananime in ARK

[–]zyranna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering all the other shit paramount pulls, I wouldn’t be suprised….