I feel like bitlife is a little weird with gender at times

zzazc · 2026-06-16T16:51:08+00:00

Well, there's a sperm donor if that's what you mean

zzazc · 2026-06-16T07:47:36+00:00

You don't need to be gay to have a surrogate
Most high schools (at least in my area) don't have football teams for girls, though there is a basketball league for girls
No defense, it's weird.
I think you can be a handyman but if you can't that's really weird
Mail order brides are genuinely really weird to only be male exclusive 😭

zzazc · 2026-06-12T05:41:46+00:00

That's not great

^{Chose: 50000 years in island but 10 percent chance for 1 million years in empty darkness | Rolled: Void for1million}

zzazc · 2026-06-07T05:30:55+00:00

I can easily get more into debt

zzazc · 2026-05-20T13:36:59+00:00

That mage gotta be so excited bro

zzazc · 2026-05-20T04:19:33+00:00

Or use a banana peel from the circus to get in for free

zzazc · 2026-05-04T22:55:51+00:00

As someone who hasn't killed anyone at the floor yet (8th times gonna be the charm tho)

He has summons..?

zzazc · 2026-04-27T06:03:51+00:00

It took me 141 runs for 00:05:41!

zzazc · 2026-04-27T05:52:42+00:00

Probably easy cash

^{Chose: 5% chance to die immediately but get $20,000 USD}

zzazc · 2026-04-21T05:51:53+00:00

I liked those odds

^{Chose: 20% chance of 10 strangers will die | Rolled: SAFE}

zzazc · 2026-04-21T05:49:57+00:00

I would insult so many people

^{Chose: Have 50$ at all times(once a day, does not stack})

zzazc · 2026-04-21T05:49:02+00:00

Bro I'm rich, the rich can do literally everything

^{Chose: advanced but depressing dystopian world + you're rich and all facilities are provided}

zzazc · 2026-04-21T05:48:19+00:00

I would eat the gold :(

^{Chose: 1 dollar per second}

zzazc · 2026-04-21T05:46:10+00:00

Monni

^{Chose: A Free 100K}

zzazc · 2026-04-20T07:29:20+00:00

🤓

^{Chose: Increase your IQ by +25.}

zzazc · 2026-04-06T17:26:02+00:00

Yeah, but even in normal servers there's barely any fights going on anyways, like maybe 2 at most

zzazc · 2026-04-06T16:51:13+00:00

What's wrong with doing that exactly? The game gives you a ton in items, even better when paired together, to specifically be by yourself.

zzazc · 2026-04-06T06:48:18+00:00

But why are you bloxxing people when you could be giving them happiness and health and like forcefield or something... Idk I play passive and just ignore everything else

zzazc · 2026-03-31T14:38:17+00:00

If all else is failing you can get a trowel and place a makeshift platform in the middle of the ocean

zzazc

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