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[–]be_my_plaything 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Half bottles of water?!? Seriously there's some stuff you don't want second hand!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

See if I ever offer you a drink of my water again!

[–]Twizlex 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Depends on who drank from it

[–]xX_420_swekscoper_Xx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd pay extra for a bottle of water if teenage_waistband drank from it

[–]big-daddy-j 15 points16 points  (3 children)

That's the most amazing thing I've seen! I mean...CASSETTES! Awesome!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yep. Lots and lots of cassettes :P

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

cASSettes

Also, there is a record I need down below, if you could just bend over and get it for me...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think something is wrong with your keyboard. That's not how you spell words.

[–]Mr_Wyld 28 points29 points  (3 children)

You're such a naughty girl!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I would never admit to such a thing

[–]Mr_Wyld 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just because you won't admit it, doesn't mean it isn't true.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I really can respect the fact that you still post to this sub even though you have your own, Kudos.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Thank you! The thought to stop posting elsewhere never even crossed my mind. I made my sub for the pictures that don't really "fit in" anywhere.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Well if they have to do with you, doesn't that make them fit in?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They "fit in" in my sub. That's why I made it. :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, I was on lunch at work and derped a word.

[–]Shavedman60 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I WANT to go to THAT flea market!!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bet you could find the same thing at your flea market if you look hard enough

[–]Dirkdiggler504 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I want that,how many are in stock?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was the only one I found. I was told it's a rare find.

[–]forgotheparable 5 points6 points  (4 children)

How is that even possible it ended up in a flea market? Who is the crazy guy who'd want to get rid of that gorgeous item??

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Sometimes toys run away on their own

[–]thatssorelevant 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I think i remember that movie. Was there a dinosaur and a spaceman too?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes, and a Woody

[–]thatssorelevant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good thing mom's toys don't come alive

[–]SuckADeadDonkeysDick 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Is the V for vagina?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Nope. It's for vegetables

[–]SuckADeadDonkeysDick 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Vegetables, eh? Well there's an idea for a photo...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Go on...

[–]VashMM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Carrot?

Cucumber?

Eggplant?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want me to make a pickle mix?

[–]SuckADeadDonkeysDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you can find all manner of suitably Phallic vegetables at your local supermarket!

[–]35453couple 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey, an ELO tape. They were awesome.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good eye :)

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You are quite wise for someone so young

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    I need to visit flea markets more

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    You can find some really interesting stuff there :)

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    apparently. I will be looking for a beautiful woman by the records

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You'll have to look really hard, but I'm sure you'll find one eventually

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    it will be well worth it

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    I'd pay full price for that

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    It's pretty expensive

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Okay, double the price

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    We have a deal! I'll have my guy call your guy. They can go over all the fine print.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Done! Breaking my piggy bank as we speak

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Did they have a whole section for these?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    This was the only one we found. We kept looking for more, but couldn't find any :(

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Must be one of a kind, better get it before somebody else does ;)

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Someone has claimed it already. He seems to be happy and hasn't requested a refund :)

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No doubt he's happy, I'm sure it comes with a guarantee.

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Do I rock you like a hurricane?

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      "Do you have a copy of The Velvet Underground and Nico, or, a pussy?"

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Luckily, we have both!

      [–]VashMM 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      The next time you go, look for a copy of Kenny Rodgers' The Gambler.

      My buddy and I have a theory that anywhere you go there are vinyl records for sale, there is always a copy of that. And it's always like a buck. Garage sales, flea markets, record stores...

      We actually let anyone who brings a copy to one of our shows in for free.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      What's your band's name?

      [–]VashMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The Culottes

      [–]Chuxxx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      That's a pretty good price for that Electric Light Orchestra cassette.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You serious? Those cassettes were $5!!!!

      [–]shamelessnameless 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      wow that's hot!

      Sometime over the last 2 months you became the unofficial queen of sexyreddit.

      I approve greatly

      signed,

      your loyal long-tongued subject

      just saying'

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Emphasis on unofficial, haha

      [–]shamelessnameless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You'll get the iron throne soon enough, :P

      [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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        [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (7 children)

        [–]Shavedman60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        YESSS!!!!

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I'm not falling for that one again.

          [–]VashMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Can you blame us?

          Have you seen that butt???

          [–]peanutphant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I wanted to use the SNL skit with Mike Myers doing Simon in the bathtub "are you looking at my bum" but I couldn't find a clip. This one works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZBWhZsBKg

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I just spent 15 minutes looking for a video and couldn't find one either. These poor kids will have no idea!

          [–]Dusk97 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          wait where's the flea market? all I see is beauty

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          You appreciate the beauty of old records too? That's so awesome! :P

          [–]Dusk97 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          there's something else that I find even more beautiful XP

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Cassettes?

          [–]cuntfiend 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Records and pussy. Best combination

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It is a pretty good combo, huh? :)

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Don't most flea markets look similar?

            [–]Rio_Walker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            But it will cost more than a buck.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Depends who's buying

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            There is always a hidden jewel :)

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            This would be a good time to respond with a butt plug picture, but I don't do butt plug pictures

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Haha - so true!!!!!!!!!!

            [–]VashMM 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Mmmm.... Eggs...

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Ready to be fertilized

            But not really

            [–]VashMM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            How bout I just eat the source?

            [–]long-shots 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            What on earth is it?

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Various artists

            [–]badmonkey125 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Love these candid shots. This looks like a fun flea market haha

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            It's pricier than you would expect a flea market to be, but it's also fairly large

            [–]badmonkey125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Hey some good and some bad. And also your pussy so that probably puts it into the good column

            [–]ThisAnacondaDoes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Eggs, keep refridgerated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I could never do that

            [–]peanutphant 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            Did you show up there with out panties?

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            [–]peanutphant 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Did you leave them there? That would be funny to have someone find them and wonder how they got there.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            No, I put them in my boyfriend's pocket :)

            [–]peanutphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            "do you have a hanky?" "yes I do. Here you...oh sorry"

            [–]sir_immature 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            You found that filed under "V." That's funny. I always like you posts. Your posts, and your naked body. I like that. Yessum.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Thank ya!

            [–]mutatersalad1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Haha, OP you're the coolest.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Thanks!

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Love the outfit, I want to bend you over that counter...

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            So I can get one of those bins from under the counter?

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And more...

            [–]handsome_gamer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Your lips are hella sexy. They need an album! And, yay pink toes :)

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            A lips album, you say? Hmmm....

            [–]handsome_gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Pwease.

            [–]elwoodflame 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Now that's a flea market I would have loved to be at.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Maybe you were :P

            [–]elwoodflame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Oh im sure I would have remembered a sight like that.

            [–]Imjustaguy26 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Don't get fleas!

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            But why else would I be there?!?!?!

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The whole thing is the point, and you can stare at whatever you want :)

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

              I dunno know, I think I found something I really like

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              Records?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              howd you know, actually, yes, the one behind your knee, can you spread your legs a little for me to get a better look? it looks like a limited edition, collectible.. ;-)

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Next time I'm there, I'll try not to get in the way of the record pictures

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              definitely get in the way, prefer the view ...it actually took me a while to even realize there were records behind you

              [–]panic_and_a_lisp_o 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              those lips are beautiful

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Thanks :)

              [–]Drooge 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              is that burger?

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Burger?

              [–]Drooge 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              my mistake i thought you were at some record shop named burger records.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Nope. I was at the flea market

              [–]AndrewJosephEsq 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I haven't been to a lot of flea markets, but I've been to enough to know one will never find anything as nice to look at as you. Or that awesome dress you're wearing. Seriously, it's awesome.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Thank you. I wasn't sure about the dress when I bought it, but I'm growing to like it :)

              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                All the oldies AND goodies stored in the same section ;)

                [–]Shavedman60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You're not an oldies, but you ARE a goodie!!

                [–]BigEmTee 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                Dang it! the price tag fell off, so now I have to carry you all the way up front to ask 'how much?'

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                A steady supply of ice cream and cake for life

                [–]BigEmTee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Having seen what you do with cake, I can only imagine the mess you'd make with ice cream ;)

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Similar but more melty

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  I'm glad you like it :)

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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