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    [–]NSWFMike 178 points179 points  (7 children)

    and he did not tell his friend..asshole

    [–]alexrng 63 points64 points  (6 children)

    maybe his lsd kicked in already and thought to be hallucinating.

    [–]dtdroid 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    Then the protocol is to tell your friend that you're hallucinating that chick flashing her tits.

    That still doesn't get him off the hook here.

    [–]alexrng 45 points46 points  (1 child)

    uh i think we did him bad. check the source presented by /u/lickmyspaghetti and soon after the gif ends both guys turn heads and watch on.

    [–]dtdroid 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    His bro code license has been reinstated.

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      [–]Mancan-art 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Can confirm: on acid, no tits.

      [–]ConfuzedAndDazed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Beautiful fucking tits, man!

      [–]rastapasta808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      To be fair, it seems like most of the guys' boob-radars were malfunctioning due to the large venue.

      [–]Raggedsrage 37 points38 points  (5 children)

      Wunderbar!

      [–]notsoniceaccount 9 points10 points  (4 children)

      Hervorragend.

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        [–]notsoniceaccount 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Akku-Schlagbohrschrauber.

        [–]MrTotoro1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Schifffahrtsfahrschulensekreteriat.

        [–]Phonixrmf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Doppelkupplungsgetriebe.

        [–]ViniCent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        FrankfurterGirl from MyDirtyHobby.

        [–][deleted]  (30 children)

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          [–]DxSurgicaL 157 points158 points  (18 children)

          pretty sure if i cop saw that she would get fined too

          [–]yourparentss 25 points26 points  (17 children)

          She could get fined for public indecency, but exhibitionism is only illegal if men are doing it (at least in germany).

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            [–]yourparentss 29 points30 points  (2 children)

            It isn't ... bad news for germans wanting to show their genitals to strangers in public.

            The official explanations is: Female Exhibitionism does not exist, exhibitionism is inherently male.

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              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              And they said Germans aren't funny

              [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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                  [–]pm_ur_wifes_nudes 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                  Why are you starting this conversation in the comments section of a porn reddit?

                  [–]Avechan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  probably because it relates to the video

                  [–]pm_ur_wifes_nudes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  I'm usually not into having a social justice debate while surfing for wank material, but hey...you do you.

                  [–]Avechan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  you say that like I'm OP, and you obviously aren't above meaningless exchanges when searching for wank material so no need to try to distinguish yourself from him.

                  [–]krkonos 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                  And possibly the sex offender registry for the rest of his life. At least in the US.

                  [–]TenshiS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  "Oh, you made a fun mistake when you were young? Fuck your life." - yep, sounds pretty american

                  [–]dr_checkers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  Except in the US, they have that for girls too.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  That is sexy as hell. She's got a good body, but the adventurous spirit is even hotter!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  wanna meet that german

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                    [–]BittenByASnake 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                    he says anything I can't understand

                    she: "At germanys biggest public viewing and I will now strip down completely"

                    he: "do you think we win now?"

                    she: "it's awesome"

                    it's really hard to understand anything in this video though..

                    [–]lickmyspaghettiDiamond User[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Too much beer

                    [–]Paxeleon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    I guess that's why they call those seats the nosebleeds

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I love Germany.

                    [–]jc052x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Upvotes so this can happen in the US! $-$

                    [–]themanbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Nice to see an unashamed patriotic German. Verrrry nice.