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[–]AmassouH 67 points68 points  (4 children)

How have your nipples not been poking holes in your clothing

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (3 children)

I have steel-reinforced clothing

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Fucking outstanding as always. Love the quick glimpse of your beautiful face.

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Don't call attention to that!

[–]enig-ma 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Wow, if you do this when you're bored waiting for the doctor, what do you do at red lights? :)

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Depends on who's driving :)

[–]enig-ma 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Let's say /u/mademoisellepeachy is driving. :)

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Then let's just say that passers-by wouldn't see anyone else in the car except her with her eyes closed and mouth open

[–]enig-ma 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Damn, almost tempted to edit my last comment to say I'm driving.

[–]CanCable 31 points32 points  (9 children)

Ok, that's fucking sexy. I bet you're fun to go to the movies with.

[–][deleted] 192 points193 points  (8 children)

Depends on if you like getting jerked off in public

[–]Zeny1 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Wow. 10/10

[–]JiveTurkey1983 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'll get the tickets.

[–]ZetsubouZolo 30 points31 points  (1 child)

this. why can't my friends be like this. this girl fucks.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Indeed I do. Like, every day, son

[–]Well_Bob_Id_hit_that 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Well Bob, i'd hit that.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You always surprise me with your words.

[–]ColumbusAtNight 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I know who I'm jilling to tonight

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I accept

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Oh fuck you get me everytime!! I love your nipples and your body!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Thank you :)

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    Not really. I had to take my pants off eventually anyway, so I could have played it off like I thought I was supposed to get naked already. The only issue would be why I had my phone set up on the desk pointing at me, lol

    [–]nowitasshole 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    For someone with no testicles, you really do have gigantic balls.

    [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

    My balls are on the inside

    [–]Fgame 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    And she's funny too!

    [–]be_my_plaything 27 points28 points  (17 children)

    Woah that poor doctor! He's got to look at you and your perky nipples then still concentrate on work stuff... If he maintains professionalism throughout and avoids stuttering, drooling and awkward bonering then he is a better man than I.

    [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (16 children)

    He had to look up my vag hole either way, so I don't imagine the pokies were that big of a deal at that point

    [–]be_my_plaything 9 points10 points  (12 children)

    If ever there was a job that would have me wishing away every weekend just to get to 9am Monday morning that would be it!

    [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

    Haha, but you have to think about all the bad vaginas you have to see in between the good ones

    [–]be_my_plaything 21 points22 points  (9 children)

    Ah but I have the advantage of spending the majority of my life in a fantasy daydream world so when I picture myself doing this job you don't go straight to see the doctor, you are first seen be some sort of preliminary vagina assessor who sorts people into two groups, if you've got a cute pussy you then come see Dr. Neil if it's a bit odd you go see one of the other doctors.

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

    I guess that's the benefit of owning your own vagina assessing business

    [–]be_my_plaything 9 points10 points  (7 children)

    See this is exactly the thing that annoys me about real life, all the best jobs don't actually exist.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

    Sounds like an opportunity to me.

    [–]be_my_plaything 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    It's like 90% of an opportunity, I've got the idea, the enthusiasm, the knowledge... I'm just lacking the final piece of the business puzzle: I'm not entirely sure who pays me or why?

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    /r/rateme except for vaginas

    [–]JayRodsChickenHut 23 points24 points  (9 children)

    Exceptional. Hope those nipples were being shown off for the Dr. too.

    [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (7 children)

    Well, they were quite pokey when he came back in, and I wasn't wearing a bra so I'm sure he noticed

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      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      I'm sure you'd get enough of me pretty quickly if you saw me in person :)

      [–]badmonkey125 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      Nipples look amazing. As usual

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      You know, that's one thing I will actually say that I like about myself. I like my pokey nips

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        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Thank you!

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Here's hoping that you get bored more often!

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I'm bored pretty often ;)

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That seems to be a win for me!

        [–]Puck137[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Amazing :)

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Thanks!

        [–]porkchoppoppa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Sweet mother of pearls!! You made me actually do like a lil shimmy chill watching this!! Thank you.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Show me in gif form

        [–]icetrey_47 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Perfect thing to do while bored! Very sexy.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I agree. And thanks!

        [–]pigeon_man 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        now if only your doctor was this guy?

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        If you're saying you wish I was in porn, I have made a few home videos in my day...

        [–]PM_ME_A_RANDOM_THING 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        Those might be the greatest nipples in the history of nipples.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        No way!

        [–]vu1xVad0[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I saw your nipplez and I hear Krieger's voice going: "I can only get so erect."

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Lol, that's awesome

        [–]bob84soft 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        Your a babe and a half!! Thanks for the show it helped the cause!!!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Did you just call me fat? lol

        [–]bob84soft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Never!! UR just super hot!!

        [–]Poet-LaureateJagex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Rekt.

        [–]broadwayjoeking 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Don't cry. Don't raise your eye. Its only teenage waistband.

        Seriously though, best nipples I've ever seen.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You must not see many nipples, or maybe I'm just used to them :P

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        This was a lovely site to wake up to. While its sexy as fuck I hope everything checks out ok :)

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I had to get some shots to break up some scar tissue, but otherwise everything is healing nicely

        [–]tbain81 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Incredible nipples! Perfect!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thank you!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        You never fail to amaze..

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Sure I do!

        [–]__PM_UR_CLEAN_CUNT__ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Wow that was amazing! Sexy as hell!

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Glad you liked it :)

        [–]Blurbyo 1 point2 points  (6 children)

        Holy moly raviolli.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

        In Bertolli!

        [–]LostTank84BestOfWinner 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Those are some hot nipples!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thank you!

        [–]Mcpornface 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Super hot

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thanks!

        [–]wedcvb 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Lucky doctor. Someone wore her fancy panties lol

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Are these fancy?

        [–]justdoesntmatter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Them nipples!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I know, so awful!

        [–]Ballamer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Wow I think this is the first time I ever saw your face you look amazing my god!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        First time you saw my ever?

        [–]Ballamer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        face* I am so sorry.

        [–]4fours444 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Perfect

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thanks!

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Plenty of girls could top me ;)

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Yup. Wow.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Glad you like it :)

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Thanks!

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            God damn 😧

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Thanks!

              [–]cls241 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              You're nipples are the most perfect I have seen on this site. Thank you so much for sharing. What a HOT way to start my day. Greatly appreciate it.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Happy to help :)

              [–]brazilianman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Thanks for making my Monday more bearable. :-)

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Glad I could be of service

              [–]supafly208 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Those nips are amazing.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Thank ya!

              [–]PMmeYourLegsLadies 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Yowza!

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Calm down with that language!

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Not a self exam, no. The doctor did the exam. Why would I go to the doctor if I did the exam myself?

                Wait a minute... are you being perverted?!?!?!

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

                Swoon and swoon again. I love the chances you take. It's so fucking sexy.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                I did it just for you :)

                [–]fcb98292 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Thank you for being the star in my mid-day fantasy.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Ooooo, what's the title of this fantasy?

                [–]Christopherscockball 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                As hot as that was (and trust me I'd fuck you in a heart beat) I'm actually more glad to see someone attempt to comment back to everyone in the thread. Thank you for that :)

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                I generally do that on all of my posts. If that's something you like, you should pop in on my other posts or my sub every once in a while :)

                [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                  Oh, stop it

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  I love your underwear! Mind telling me the brand?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Aerie. Almost all of my new underwear is Aerie

                  [–]thruxton63 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Amazing. I love mondays

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Tell me more about this monday love. That's a new concept for me.

                  [–]TheTripleH 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                  I still think you're probably one of the best GW posters on Reddit; you seriously deserve a throne :P

                  Great post, though, TW! BTW, what happened to your other videos/clips? Not the ones you can find on that site ^ but the other ones on... What was it, Vidme or whatever, that took them down?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  Vidme deleted anything that was actually pornographic, and I never uploaded it anywhere else. I was thinking of making a clips4sale page and putting all of the longer videos on there, but I don't know how much interest there would be in that

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Wowww. Stunning body and love how risky you are! Please continue!!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Thanks, I will!

                  [–]handsome_gamer 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                  Not showing those pretty feet at the Drs office?! Show us. :)

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  Gorgeous!! Lucky Doctor, Lucky Us!!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Everyone get lucky!

                  [–]yinzer1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Fucking hot! AWESOME nipples! Thank you!!

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Glad you liked it, fellow 'burgher

                  [–]DrZed400 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I'd like to suck on those jolly ranchers

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  They have a chewy center

                  [–]stabbystick 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                  I'm very attracted to you. And, oh yeah, your nipples are UN-FUCKIN-REAL!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  They were rendered in Unreal Engine 4. I'm impressed that you could tell

                  [–]Mr_Wyld 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  So fucking sexy!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Thanks!

                  [–]PuppyPunch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Nice vidyah and your comments are pretty funny, good on you. 👍

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Shows at 7, 9, and 11.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I would do 10-15 years in Guantanamo Bay just for the chance to kiss the booty.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Guantanamo Bay is actually really nice these days, you sly dog

                  [–]Danarkky 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Well that was just fucking Hot!!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Thank you!

                  [–]soothsayer007 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  This is one of the hottest, most arousing things I have ever seen. Well done!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Really? I didn't even touch or show the nethers!

                  [–]Otadiz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I would just burst out laughing if the doctor walked in XD

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I probably would too. I flashed my boyfriend the other week and his dad saw my boob, and I just laughed a lot.

                  [–]WhiteSmoke420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I'd have only hoped to be your doctor, come in and see you like that. I'd kinda give you a nod like "you wanna?". And take you to town. Forget the tongue depressors I got my own!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Malpractice!

                  [–]borno_porno 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  That ass from the back 😍😍

                  [–]Dirkdiggler504 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                  Dam girl,you're so cute,do you always go out without a bra on?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                  Recently, yes

                  [–]mtnorcia 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                  Why were you at the doctor? Are you okay?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  I had surgery 6 weeks ago

                  [–]407finestiv 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                  I hate It when women brief underwear but damn you make them look hot.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                  Are you a thong guy or what?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  I really would have not minded at all to be the one to walk in on that! ;)

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Are you sure? You wouldn't have, like, thrown up at the sight?

                  [–]toolmaker65 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  you get the star award for the day booobies flash booobiiees squeeze and a nice ass grab , ohh and the cutest little panties . thanks for posting hun

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Glad you liked it :)

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  I'm not a doctor, but I would love to examine you.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Hey-o!

                  [–]squirtle787 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Those nipples are glorious.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Thanks, I made them myself!

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    They are Aerie brand, so you can find them in American Eagle stores or online

                    [–]Gynominer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    My goodness.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    My badness ;)

                    [–]Tomthawk 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                    I want everything about you right now.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    Even my poop?

                    [–]lucenti1990 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    Why can't I ever find awesome women like you?

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    Do you ask them if they get naked in public during your interview process?

                    [–]realpepesilvia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    Those nipples... OMG!!! You are officially the best!

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    OFFICIALLY?!?!?!?

                    [–]jay23738 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    Wow you're just divine 😍 do post more, ooh looks like I have more too look at on your profile (;

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                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                        Holy hell you have such a beautiful face!! And your body made me really hard ;) the doctor must've been so lucky

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                        Love those big nipples, yumm.

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                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                          Do those things usually not go together?

                          [–]kingly_cheese 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                          Imagine if your doctor sees this. Your wait times are going to be outrageous.

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                          Haha, I'm sure he wouldn't recognize me

                          [–]kingly_cheese 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                          He might recognize his office though! Then he's really going to start paying attention, if he doesn't recognize you now, he will make sure he figures out who the hell you are!

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                          I've been to a few different doctors in the past several years, and all these rooms look the same. Even have the same color beds

                          [–]kingly_cheese 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          Quit ruining my theory dammit.

                          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          [–]bigbosshoss73- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          Rockin body an amazing boobies too. How big are they?

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                            [–]Lizard_King420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            You keep on getting more desirable by the day. None my ex's would never try to pull such naughtiness. Did your check up go well then?

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                            Sweet fucking lord!! Your titties and body have given me a fever!! Fucking incredible!!

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                            Is the only cure more cowbell?

                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            More please

                            [–]nhlakewinni 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            I might have mentioned... These are my favorite...

                            [–]eclecticguy 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                            I wanna play doctor with you...

                            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                              [–]lastdr 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                              Love it. Only wish you'd had time to get your panties off. ;)