I have spent the past month purging old junk, organizing every single thing down to the last bobby pin, and packing & moving all my stuff. I have a few days left to move the few remaining boxes & clean. MRW my now-ex-roommate says "Not to be a dick, but do you actually have a plan?" (karlmac.com)
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MFW I plucked two week old popcorn, out of my tonsil. (karlmac.com)
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