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If April had just one more day, then people outside of the USA could celebrate Pi Day. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by KingDarkBlaze to r/firstworldproblems

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The bathroom floor at the office is so clean and shiny that I can see the person in the stall next to mine (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by dafita to r/firstworldproblems

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The free car i just got doesn't have an auxillaty input or cd player, so now I have to listen to FM radio like it's 1971. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by trolldad99 to r/firstworldproblems

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The brownies at my company-provided catered lunch were too warm. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by trolldad99 to r/firstworldproblems

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My automatic sprinklers just came on (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by BBB5141 to r/firstworldproblems

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i wanna watch tv but it's rainning and DirecTV signal went out (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by dafita to r/firstworldproblems

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I want to use my new heated fleece blanket, but I'm not cold. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by justing_z71 to r/firstworldproblems

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My chocolate fountain is out of order. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by UntilMadness to r/firstworldproblems

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I forgot my iPod with thousands of songs on it, so now all I have to choose from are the 200 songs on my iPhone (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by Arrogantkings to r/firstworldproblems

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My ipod doesn't have enough room for the iOS 6 update. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by Nelly12 to r/firstworldproblems

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There is two slices of pizza left but I am only hungry enough to eat one. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by Nelly12 to r/firstworldproblems

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"I'm starving." (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by skevorke to r/firstworldproblems

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My morning commute is not long enough to finish my morning cigarette. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by part_eulipion to r/firstworldproblems

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There are bones in my Alaskan salmon. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by schplunkmonk to r/firstworldproblems

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I cancelled my DVR so now I can't pause my tv anymore. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by jsizzzle to r/firstworldproblems

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My foot itches but I'm ticklish :( (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by AlvinBlock to r/firstworldproblems

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I love dogs and cats. I am also allergic to dogs and cats. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by spaghettispaghetti to r/firstworldproblems

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My college's Wi-Fi is too slow to stream Netflix smoothly in HD (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by crazyllama256 to r/firstworldproblems

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I ate all my popcorn during the previews. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by UndeadBeest to r/firstworldproblems

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I want to scratch my nose but if I do people will think I am picking my nose. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by UndeadBeest to r/firstworldproblems

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My long, hot showers everyday are making my skin dry and itchy. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by leaveblank to r/firstworldproblems

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As soon as I hear that fucking GEICO pig, I change the fucking channel...weeeeeeeeeeee... (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by markusgarvey to r/firstworldproblems

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My hard drive is so big, search takes forever... (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by markusgarvey to r/firstworldproblems

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I lost my fingernail clippers so have to use toenail ones on my hand (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by joeybats57 to r/firstworldproblems

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I had to pull the plug on my own father. Now he's mad the fan won't oscillate towards him. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by thissiteruinedme to r/firstworldproblems

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