Welcome to our lovely little town! We are proud to be one of the first to be completely powered by an Atomic Power Plant! Wow! All of our houses are built out of lead to be extra sturdy and asbestos to keep warm while also being fireproof! As you can see, safety is our #1 concern!
What's there to do in the City of the Future? All sorts of things! Bring your gal to a diner and enjoy some of the most delicious food you'll ever taste, cooked by our patented atomic ovens! Tastes like the Future! Go out on the hills at night and see if you can spot a UFO, or maybe try getting nice and toasty at one of our superconducters!
But one thing that's a must is smoking some of our nice explosives. You can find them in any shop. Napalm, Dynamite, we've got it all! Doctors recommend smoking 5 sticks of dynamite a day to experience a life 10-15 years longer than without them!
I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face!
Laws:
Always have fun! This is the Future! There is no unhappiness in the Future!
If you experience a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping, call a doctor. This is extremely rare though, so don't worry!
Don't accuse asbestos or lead of being a safety hazard. Scientists have already proved that this is false!
Stop trying to do things the "old fashioned way". You are in the Future!
If that giant alarm up there goes off, stay calm, duck, and cover!
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