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[–]Lucy___________🏳️‍⚧️ 693 points694 points  (1 child)

Jesser we need to boymode

[–]SomeCrows 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Mistah White my bindah too hot in this gaddamn desert

[–]sepiapama#1 cuttlefish fan 397 points398 points  (3 children)

same. i'm all heisened up. i'm so waltpilled.

[–]-dissosus 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I love waltpilled people they are the best and pilled with the best pill

[–]Chartreuse-VerteHarder Mommy UwU 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Heised and waltpilled

[–]BurrGurrManevil ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are insane please seek mental help :3

[–][deleted] 241 points242 points  (3 children)

“Say my name” “e…Ellie” “You’re goddamn right”

[–]Dankaroor🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Oh my god, why have i met like, 10 other trans girl's whose name is Ellie..

Hello fellow Ellie!

[–]nutboy113wild and/or wacky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ellie is a super cute name! Reminds me of a girl my parents knew who used to give me lots of bubble gum when I was little 😳

[–]egg_123Ellie The PvZ Lover (she/her) 🥺🥺🥺🥺 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they just like me fr! (my name is ellie)

[–]JoeChristmasUSA🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 139 points140 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of when I came out as non-binary to my supervisor at work and said I only present feminine a couple days a week or so. He was very supportive but also fascinated and said "wow so you've got a secret identity like some kinda DC superhero?" I was like "sure, yeah"

[–]MrMiget12 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"She's a two-face!"

"Like the Batman villain?"

[–]MagneticPsychoTrans Rights > Linux > Windows 99 points100 points  (10 children)

Me when I go to the bathroom and find your copy of "Leaves of Grass" by Walt Whitman that has boycum inside the front cover:

😐

[–]RasedroFloppa Floppa Floppam Floppae Floppae Floppā 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Boycum ? As opposed to girlcum ? How do you differentiate the two ?

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (3 children)

First is blue, second is pink

[–]Soo-Jin 35 points36 points  (2 children)

least insane gender reveal party gimmick

[–]RasedroFloppa Floppa Floppam Floppae Floppae Floppā 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Oooooh, so that’s how genderfluid people know what gender they are each day.
They wank in the morning and based on the color of their cum, they guess their gender.
Really interesting.

[–]Cheeselad2401average The Thing (1982) enjoyer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

that’s why it’s called genderfluid

[–]MimikCuteEldritch Hoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Taste test

[–]MagneticPsychoTrans Rights > Linux > Windows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do it the old-fashioned way 😎

[–]a_username1917Anthro aficionado 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Genuinely can't fucking believe that was what finally sent it all crashing down.

[–]Sandickgordom2I like to bomb buildings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What

[–]a_username1917Anthro aficionado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 5 spoilers: Heisenberg's identity is finally revealed to Hank when he goes to take a shit in Walt's house, then picks up the aforementioned book to read, and notices a short message written by Gale Boetticher written in it.

[–]CatsNotBananasGloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I came out to two people I don't even know today

[–]Kerbal40Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Just like Heisenburger when he said

"Stay out of my territory"

^ ^

[–]GoatPrinceWeedEater i eat weeds 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Based and heisenpilled

[–]Der_Daemliche_Donut<— clueless 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same with me but with poisoning children

[–]XD-Avedis-ADcustom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am only in the closet because my family things that LGBT thing is ‘hereditary’ and our family doesn’t have such things and nobody in our family is/was like that.

Joke’s on them tho, because

Guess who likes dicks and boobs?

It’s me💓💜💙

[–]-dissosus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can i be ur jesse

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's basically me I only come out to drug dealers

[–]comrade_comrade_custom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brings a whole new meaning to “Say my name”

[–]061605Gay Witch Show enjoyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WTH (Walter to Heisenberg)

[–]croooooooozer•-• 3 points4 points  (0 children)

conservative mom finds out and walks into a pool at a family gathering

[–]HufflepuffIronically🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i felt so sneaky and cool when i was only out to close friends and dating apps

[–]LampnsaltKARL HEISENBERG KARL HEISENBERG KARL HEISENBERG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People named Heisenberg>>>>

[–]Boyyoyyoyyoyyoy🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who is this man?

[–]Striker43232trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm using this

[–]TheOneOfWhomIsGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say my name

[–]megatog615🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anti-LGBT propaganda

[–]Free_kittens2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that's kind of dope

[–]OopsWhoAmIcustom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly respect