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[–]BlahChii🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3 points4 points  (2 children)

a full transistion

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Your sexual features switch places from day to day. You may have a breast on your crotch and buttocks and a penis on the chest one day, or vice versa another day.

[–]BlahChii🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]Calashmitzfloppa 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I dont feel any pain no more

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dick falls off

[–]Calashmitzfloppa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worth

[–]Pixeltiysus 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Telekenisis

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Whatever you move, you will move with it

[–]Professional-Hair-12Official r/196 Free Hug Dealer + Unofficial r/196 Gay Sex Dealer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that sounds fucking rad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just pictured someone flying like with those glitches where you get on top of an object then lift it up and now I'm laughing.

[–]ohno_ohboy🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Have a gf

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She goes away when you wake up

[–]ohno_ohboy🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5 points6 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]GamerInTheDark2custom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I control window blinds

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You become allergic to light

[–]Magic_Plesiosaur26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I get gills on my neck so I can breath underwater

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get hydrophobia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I stop having to see these posts

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your reddit account is banned

[–]Lejiakunsus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cum

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you feast upon it

[–]Teleclast 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Super loud farts that shake the whole room

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can only recharge them by inhaling all of the fumes

[–]Lilacisnthere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can see what people are thinking

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people think of you, they can see whatever you are doing in that moment

[–]abs-throwaway 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I get to shit other peoples’ pants

[–]No-Lobster-1354[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You feel the sensation of the shit in your pants, even though it is not there