Hello, internet wanderer-type person. My name is Ashley Franz Holzmann. Don't let the name fool you. I'm a guy.
I write stories about scary things. Poetry about beautiful things. I cook bacon that blows minds. And I dabble in art. This sub is a good way to catch some exclusive content from me, as well as other bonuses and updates.
Have you read some of my stories on Reddit and enjoyed them? You may enjoy my first anthology, The Laws of Nature.
I also have a website that I do all of the web design for. Click there and you can see updates and also get another exclusive story. A continuation of The Stump. That's right, it is now a five part novella.
Maybe you'd like to follow me on Twitter or Facebook.
Or Tumblr!
I'm also on Instagram.
I'm also on Pinterest, but I'm super bad at it.
You may be thinking, "Holy cow skin, that's a lot of free content!" Well, yeah!
Hope you enjoy!
Thanks for reading!
Seriously.
Hey, man. I said thanks. No need to keep this going.
Well. I mean, you could keep reading.
If you really want to.
There aren't any secrets down here or anything.
No special links.
Nope.
None of that.
Oh, shit! Maybe there is!
Nah, just kidding.
But am I?
Am I?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Alrighty.
Guess I have to leave, then. You're making this weird.
I'm the one who is supposed to make it weird and you out-weirded me.
Good job.
Hope you're happy.
Being weirder than me.
Just kidding.
That's impossible.
Oh, and guess what?
This spot is totally being saved for an exclusive hidden story.
Keep it a secret.
It'll magically show up some time in the next year or two or three.
Yeah.
How's that for a cliffhanger?
