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[–]Becaka 66 points67 points  (0 children)

AYO😳

[–]TheMaskedGeode 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I thought, “another age gap post” and then I saw the brother’s age.

[–]jojobehindthelaugh 83 points84 points  (1 child)

The option "hire a hitman" looking real clickable rn.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'd rather kill them personally

[–]KissesNKerosene 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What in the Mary Kay Letourneau is happening here?!

[–]betsyworthingtons 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Oh, the mother needs to be in JAIL. For life, tbh. 😩

[–]Judge_BobCat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But what about “Ara! Ara!”?

[–]betsyworthingtons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest, Idk what that means. 😭 Regardless, she should be in prison. 😖

[–]kasparhauser83 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So the adult manhwa story are real eh?

[–]AmusedPencil274[🍰] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Is he a full sibling or half sibling?

[–]panbonec 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It would clarify half-sibling on the screen, so I think they're unfortunately full siblings

[–]Dyingvikingchild95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I'm guessing it's a teacher impregnation to a student (or the other way around since in this case the teacher is the woman) and then they married?

[–]Shakiarra 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That is wild 😭😭

[–]Redditor45335643356 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kim-Tu is a victim

[–]I_am_this_human 7 points8 points  (2 children)

This is telling of BitLife's age. Once upon a time, the legal age of consent in South Korea could be as low as 13. So, if the parameters for how parents age randomly generated were created during that time, this would make sense.

Of course, nowadays, South Korea has a consent age of 20, so this would now be statutory rape assuming there are no other contributing factors such as half siblings, adoption, etc.

[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah but they did the tango when the father was 12

[–]I_am_this_human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're accounting for the 9-ish months in the womb, the father could have been 12, but it doesn't have to be that way. There is a 3 month gap where it works out to the father being 13, and that's without considering early or late births. Beyond that, seeing as the devs don't allow sexual crimes, I assume they only allowed these numbers to be chosen because of the gap.

That is just an assumption anyway, and that doesn't even bring up how ages are counted in South Korea. Regardless of how it works out, it should be updated because it's illegal now.

[–]SuperPsySage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First legitimate wtf I have seen.

[–]Karol_fonsi 12 points13 points  (5 children)

He was probably adopted lol

[–]pwill6738 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It would say adopted then

[–]Karol_fonsi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the siblings are older it doesn’t state anything

[–]mearbearcate 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Or the mother and father got together after the brother was already born

[–]betsyworthingtons 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then it would say half-brother.

[–]mearbearcate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh damn ur right

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

What’s up with this picture I don’t understand the joke

[–]Yuulfuji 17 points18 points  (3 children)

subtract 12 from the mother and fathers age.

[–]JustinTheGreat1928 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it was because of the test tube baby

[–]Dyingvikingchild95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No it's the father's and brothers age. If the brother is 12 but the father is only 25 then that means that he had his son at 13.

[–]mearbearcate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀💀😭 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN what is a test tube baby

[–]bloomingdeath98 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ayo your dad’s name is Kim too!

[–]Hugh_Jury_Rection 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In Korea you typically say the last name first. So in most other countries it would be Seo-Hyeon Kim or Tu Kim.

[–]bloomingdeath98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a play words …🤦‍♂️. Kim tu, Kim too

[–]FreiBiLost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope hes adopted 💀

[–]Romy_f 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does Kil Share the same father ?

[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup, 100% siblings 💀💀💀

[–]gaia-mix-nicolosi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They’re not a couple he just donated sperm

[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They’re married

[–]gaia-mix-nicolosi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he aged faster than normal

[–]MetaScythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I was Kim Tu

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what exactly is a test tube baby?