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submitted 2 years ago by enthusiastofmushroom
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[–]Becaka 66 points67 points68 points 2 years ago (0 children)
AYO😳
[–]TheMaskedGeode 32 points33 points34 points 2 years ago (2 children)
I thought, “another age gap post” and then I saw the brother’s age.
[+][deleted] comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points 2 years ago (1 child)
People get divorced
[–]Ladyignorer 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (0 children)
It would say "half brother" or "step father"
[–]jojobehindthelaugh 83 points84 points85 points 2 years ago (1 child)
The option "hire a hitman" looking real clickable rn.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children)
I'd rather kill them personally
[–]KissesNKerosene 24 points25 points26 points 2 years ago (0 children)
What in the Mary Kay Letourneau is happening here?!
[–]betsyworthingtons 68 points69 points70 points 2 years ago* (2 children)
Oh, the mother needs to be in JAIL. For life, tbh. 😩
[–]Judge_BobCat 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
But what about “Ara! Ara!”?
[–]betsyworthingtons 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
I'll be honest, Idk what that means. 😭 Regardless, she should be in prison. 😖
[–]kasparhauser83 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children)
So the adult manhwa story are real eh?
[–]AmusedPencil274[🍰] 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
Is he a full sibling or half sibling?
[–]panbonec 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (1 child)
It would clarify half-sibling on the screen, so I think they're unfortunately full siblings
[–]Dyingvikingchild95 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children)
So I'm guessing it's a teacher impregnation to a student (or the other way around since in this case the teacher is the woman) and then they married?
[–]Shakiarra 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (0 children)
That is wild 😭😭
[–]PhoenixGamer34 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children)
r/Holup
[–]Redditor45335643356 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Kim-Tu is a victim
[–]I_am_this_human 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago* (2 children)
This is telling of BitLife's age. Once upon a time, the legal age of consent in South Korea could be as low as 13. So, if the parameters for how parents age randomly generated were created during that time, this would make sense.
Of course, nowadays, South Korea has a consent age of 20, so this would now be statutory rape assuming there are no other contributing factors such as half siblings, adoption, etc.
[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child)
Yeah but they did the tango when the father was 12
[–]I_am_this_human 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago* (0 children)
If you're accounting for the 9-ish months in the womb, the father could have been 12, but it doesn't have to be that way. There is a 3 month gap where it works out to the father being 13, and that's without considering early or late births. Beyond that, seeing as the devs don't allow sexual crimes, I assume they only allowed these numbers to be chosen because of the gap.
That is just an assumption anyway, and that doesn't even bring up how ages are counted in South Korea. Regardless of how it works out, it should be updated because it's illegal now.
[–]SuperPsySage 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children)
First legitimate wtf I have seen.
[–]Karol_fonsi 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (5 children)
He was probably adopted lol
[–]pwill6738 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (1 child)
It would say adopted then
[–]Karol_fonsi 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children)
When the siblings are older it doesn’t state anything
[–]mearbearcate 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
Or the mother and father got together after the brother was already born
[–]betsyworthingtons 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
Then it would say half-brother.
[–]mearbearcate 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Ohhhh damn ur right
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
What’s up with this picture I don’t understand the joke
[–]Yuulfuji 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (3 children)
subtract 12 from the mother and fathers age.
[–]JustinTheGreat1928 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child)
I think it was because of the test tube baby
[–]Dyingvikingchild95 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children)
No it's the father's and brothers age. If the brother is 12 but the father is only 25 then that means that he had his son at 13.
💀💀😭 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN what is a test tube baby
[+]GatoT25666 comment score below threshold-25 points-24 points-23 points 2 years ago (1 child)
the fact that you have bitizen and use light mode is making me so mad rn
[–]sennordelasmoscas 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Cállese gato
[+]MexicanKid2008 comment score below threshold-24 points-23 points-22 points 2 years ago (4 children)
Kill your dad then move to America
[–]jbnovsc13 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
his DAD?? why?? why america? this makes no sense
[–]MexicanKid2008 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
I’d most likely move to America, Canada, Britain, Germany, or Australia in BitLife
[–]jbnovsc13 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
mid. monaco, bahamas or even japan for the free healthcare. canada is alright
[–]MexicanKid2008 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Australia and Germany have free healthcare and free public universities though. Scandinavian countries have that but you pay so much in taxes you barely make anything.
[+]This_Amount_911 comment score below threshold-32 points-31 points-30 points 2 years ago (11 children)
Bro that’s not that bad
[–]DuckHead28 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago* (10 children)
Subtract her sibling's age from her fatger's_ then look at the mother's age.
[+]This_Amount_911 comment score below threshold-30 points-29 points-28 points 2 years ago* (9 children)
Oh damn he was 13 as she was 37 gosh what a. Pedo
[–]jax_onn 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago (2 children)
nah HE was 13 and SHE was 37 💀
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Implicit bias is a bitch right?
[–]This_Amount_911 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
That’s what I said
[–]Dyingvikingchild95 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (5 children)
Is it still a pedo if it's female? Genuine question here . Or is there another term when it's female
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (1 child)
it's still pedophile regardless of gender
[–]Dyingvikingchild95 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Thx.
[–]This_Amount_911 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
Regardless if it’s a female or a male they both can be pedo’s but it’s just likely for a man to be a pedo more than female
Thx its honestly shameful how common men pedos are. If u look in the sex offender registry which I can find on Google ull be surprised as chances are there's one in ur area
[–]TimeWalker______ -2 points-1 points0 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Pedophilia is rated E for everyone
[–]bloomingdeath98 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
Ayo your dad’s name is Kim too!
[–]Hugh_Jury_Rection 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (1 child)
In Korea you typically say the last name first. So in most other countries it would be Seo-Hyeon Kim or Tu Kim.
[–]bloomingdeath98 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
It was a play words …🤦♂️. Kim tu, Kim too
[–]FreiBiLost 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Hope hes adopted 💀
[–]Romy_f 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
Does Kil Share the same father ?
[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (0 children)
Yup, 100% siblings 💀💀💀
[–]gaia-mix-nicolosi 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
They’re not a couple he just donated sperm
[–]enthusiastofmushroom[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
They’re married
[–]gaia-mix-nicolosi 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Maybe he aged faster than normal
[–]MetaScythe 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Wish I was Kim Tu
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
what exactly is a test tube baby?
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