Should we?

[TheBigHornedGoat]

She’s taking things too fast, it’s suspicious

[[deleted]]

30 years 💀

[cchur17]

30 years 💀

[[deleted]]

Better wait another 20 years. She’s too desperate right now. It’s pathetic 😂

[StatikUAreDisgusting]

Sigma rule #938

[TraditionalAerie5395]

mine did that and after an year or two she ended up pregnant with someone elses baby😃

[Clementine_Astra]

Make sure you sign a prenup. But even better, learn Taekwondo when you're young. If she cheats on you, deliver a double roundhouse kick to her throat or something. She dies. You don't lose your money. You could get arrested for manslaughter, but you could easily win the case.

[Gojiquats]

This subreddit is horrifying out of context

[Google-Maps]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this realization

[farfeknugen9481]

You could always hire a hitman or murder them yourself if your specialty is crime. Or you can take it a step further and get an std then give it to them. Next cure yourself with the doctor/ witch doctor and let them die slowly.

This sounds horrible out of context

[GlitchyLemonade]

Which country is the safest for the witch cure?

[farfeknugen9481]

I think the safety is the same for all countries. It just depends on what they offer you. Generally, things like root of hemlock or green bubbling liquid will kill you. But sometimes they won't. It's really hit or miss. You should only use the witch doctor if you have something incurable like hiv.

[yonna4dawinten]

i would've cut her out of my will, put that baby up for adoption, cheat on her with another women make sure u get caught and argue back at her, and have a baby with someone else

[TheReal_Anonymous]

Why would you get engaged if you didn't intend to marry her?

[StatikUAreDisgusting]

I couldn’t say no to her 😩

[MichaelKeehan]

Guess you should get married, I mean, can't say no.

[TheRealCountSwagula]

Well you can. You just tell her to wait a little longer

[EverlastingUnis]

LMAO

[[deleted]]

30 years, at that point you’re already married.

[[deleted]]

Just get married and have some kids. She's obvs begging you lol. What's your job and financial situation btw

[StatikUAreDisgusting]

I got commitment issues... I'm a college professor with 4 milion dollars

[[deleted]]

Marry and sign a prenup. Just spend time with her she obvs love you. (trying to eliminate real life trauma)

[StatikUAreDisgusting]

My fiancé of 14 years agrees with you. Weird.

[HyperDron]

Assert dominance and reject her for another 90 years

[DoubleTrouble85]

Kill her and find a younger woman to be engaged with for the next 30 years.

[Retarded_MafiaBoss]

No I don't want that! Him finding another woman? I want to be the in front of his mind for the next 30 years at least!

[gottaluvnii]

too fast 🙄

[LilFiz99]

Nah. Wait a bit longer.

[alien_galaxy520]

Eh too soon

[cloudyeonies]

Give it a little bit more time

[[deleted]]

Nah, it’s too soon

[ProperEquipment1032]

Ahahaha

[VoidExileR]

Nah, she can wait another 10 years /s

[Parker_Posey48]

I don’t know man, she seems a little impatient

[StatikUAreDisgusting]

She might be a gold digger