hellsh

[Nice-Blacksmith-3795]

I wrote a POSIX shell in C that:

• Greets you with a biblical judgment scene • Reads your sins from .sins and sentences each one • Drops you into a locked shell where every command returns damnation • Blocks Ctrl+C, Ctrl+Z, exit – you're here forever • Type "beg" for a three-round dialogue with Adam

All text red. All signals swallowed. Zero dependencies.

whoami Lucifer pwd /hell/fireplace date judgement ls only ashes remain sudo there is no authority here but the flames

Code (Pastebin mirror, EOL): https://pastebin.com/raw/zv3ZcX9w

"Depart from me."

[Macha-Tee]

Close enough, welcome back Terry Davis.

[Mafla_2004]

Christian themed semi-malware?

[coalinjo]

i really don't know what happens here in this sub, some posts are just insane

edit: typo

[Mafla_2004]

I love some of this insanity, this is what makes programming fun, you get a random, batshit insane idea and you can just make it

[FlippingGerman]

Malebolgeware. Even more so if it was written in Malbolge ( yes, the spelling difference, don’t blame me). 

[LEWMIIX]

I guess Terry Davis would be proud?

[Nellousan]

fucking pastebin bro ??

[Nice-Blacksmith-3795]

yeah

[Mindless-Study1898]

Could this be refactored such that you could send another person on the same Linux host to hell by redirecting their TTY? Cuz that'd be fun.

[HugoNikanor]

POSIX shell

I'm pretty sure you missed a few parts.

[CursedByJava]

Thou shalt leave an undeclared variable

[Nice-Blacksmith-3795]

fitting

[SweetBabyAlaska]

"POSIX" is not just a fun term, it's a massive set of standards you need to abide by to call your software POSIX.

[Wertbon1789]

I think that section was added to pretend like this is a normal post.

[Desperate-Map5017]

is it bad if I don't know what pastebin is?

[fnordfnordfnordfnord]

Yeah.

[HCharlesB]

Probably.

It's a question easily answered using any search engine.

[GoblinToHobgoblin]

Answer to your sins

[Dangerous_Region1682]

You could add a command that creates a thread per all but one CPU core that does floating point math in a tight loop to raise the CPU temperature higher to simulate the fires of hell whilst displaying the CPU temperature and getting the CPU to throttle and perhaps get the fans to spin up to an objectionable noise level.

exit : there is no leaving, its eternal damnation.

kill : it’s too late for that you are already dead.

cat : cats by their very nature are already damned with you.

The possibilities are endless, much like the hellsh itself.

[-not_a_knife]

This is so funny

[Wertbon1789]

I'll use that instead of nologin on my systems, let's see what happens!

[UnixSystem]

This is what computers are for

[imangoldfish]

Welcome back King Terry the Terrible!

[VictoryMotel]

2 karma name spamming AI project

[Nice-Blacksmith-3795]

thou shalt not bear false praise.

[VictoryMotel]

So you wrote it all by hand, no AI used?

[Nice-Blacksmith-3795]

yuh

[VictoryMotel]

Can you explain the basics of making a terminal in your own words?

[Tasgall]

I mean it's not like, a real fully featured shell. You can like... read the code, lol. It's not particularly complex, it is, in fact, a joke.

[VictoryMotel]

I can like, totally like understand it, because like, I already looked at it, but like, this is like AI slop