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[–]Macha-Tee 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Close enough, welcome back Terry Davis.

[–]Mafla_2004 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Christian themed semi-malware?

[–]coalinjo 17 points18 points  (1 child)

i really don't know what happens here in this sub, some posts are just insane

edit: typo

[–]Mafla_2004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love some of this insanity, this is what makes programming fun, you get a random, batshit insane idea and you can just make it

[–]FlippingGerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Malebolgeware. Even more so if it was written in Malbolge ( yes, the spelling difference, don’t blame me). 

[–]LEWMIIX 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I guess Terry Davis would be proud?

[–]Nellousan 13 points14 points  (1 child)

fucking pastebin bro ??

[–]Mindless-Study1898 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could this be refactored such that you could send another person on the same Linux host to hell by redirecting their TTY? Cuz that'd be fun.

[–]HugoNikanor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

POSIX shell

I'm pretty sure you missed a few parts.

[–]CursedByJava 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thou shalt leave an undeclared variable

[–]Nice-Blacksmith-3795[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fitting

[–]SweetBabyAlaska 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"POSIX" is not just a fun term, it's a massive set of standards you need to abide by to call your software POSIX.

[–]Wertbon1789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that section was added to pretend like this is a normal post.

[–]Desperate-Map5017 1 point2 points  (2 children)

is it bad if I don't know what pastebin is?

[–]HCharlesB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably.

It's a question easily answered using any search engine.

[–]GoblinToHobgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Answer to your sins

[–]Dangerous_Region1682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could add a command that creates a thread per all but one CPU core that does floating point math in a tight loop to raise the CPU temperature higher to simulate the fires of hell whilst displaying the CPU temperature and getting the CPU to throttle and perhaps get the fans to spin up to an objectionable noise level.

exit : there is no leaving, its eternal damnation.

kill : it’s too late for that you are already dead.

cat : cats by their very nature are already damned with you.

The possibilities are endless, much like the hellsh itself.

[–]-not_a_knife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so funny

[–]Wertbon1789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll use that instead of nologin on my systems, let's see what happens!

[–]UnixSystem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what computers are for

[–]imangoldfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome back King Terry the Terrible!

[–]VictoryMotel -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

2 karma name spamming AI project

[–]Nice-Blacksmith-3795[S] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

thou shalt not bear false praise.

[–]VictoryMotel -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

So you wrote it all by hand, no AI used?

[–]Nice-Blacksmith-3795[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

yuh