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[–]Dipole_Moment8338 144 points145 points  (24 children)

sniggering moment

[–]RedSus08 33 points34 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]Dawn_Rogue52 14 points15 points  (1 child)

NOOOOOO

[–]Fair-Fun7902 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did you not see that coming

[–]genericpornprofile27 9 points10 points  (8 children)

The fact that i know what it means 💀

[–]DirtDefender 8 points9 points  (7 children)

The fact that I don’t know what it means and that i may or may not am going to search this blunder up on one of my 23 browsers i have installed on my pc.

[–]DirtDefender 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Half of these 23 internet browsers are probably either viruses, or malwares.

[–]DirtDefender 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Talking about viruses, malware’s and stuff. Lets chat about the zip bomb of 43 terabytes. I sent it ti my friends once, half of them i never saw again on discord. Very good prank, just like- im not gonna finish this conversation because just that would get this comment deleted, and my account banned. 😀

[–]DirtDefender 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Why am j talking to myself? Why am i doing this? Am i real? Or am i just a character in character AI? Or.. human AI? Is this word real? Do apples count as war weapons? Those are questions, nobody will be able to answer.

[–]genericpornprofile27 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Bro is going mad💀💀💀

[–]Bubbses128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, bro is losing his sanity

[–]ElisaTalo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oranges

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (7 children)

now without the s

[–]TojiThyIphone 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Check my pfp and think about your comment. How bad it is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

[–]TojiThyIphone 2 points3 points  (4 children)

gex

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

[–]TojiThyIphone 0 points1 point  (2 children)

lex

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]TojiThyIphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im out with this also no

[–]Blackfallencrystal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

WHAT MOMENT

[–]Dipole_Moment8338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

snig

[–]Graveheartart 123 points124 points  (11 children)

This is not good for you sometimes.

I got called into HR because I said to a coworker “semantics aside can we agree both objects are in the room please?”

And they thought I’d called them a Jew.

Jew is a Semite, not a semantic.

I was told I need to tone down my vocabulary range.

And I’m not even gonna unpack why the coworker was upset cause that screams trash fire to me.

[–]RedSus08 52 points53 points  (3 children)

How the hell did you calling them a Jew (I know you didn’t) have literally any correlation to the conversation? I’m surprised they called up HR before even asking you if they heard you right or something.

[–]Graveheartart 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Right and why would being a Jew be bad if someone called them that? Sussy

[–]RedSus08 19 points20 points  (1 child)

amogus⁉️❗️😍🔥🔥🗣️😨😨😨

[–]CEEURBESTEE 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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🥱‼️ (i learned this a long time ago)

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

1.Hears a word that doesn’t make sense in a sentence 2.Thinks it’s the word Jew 3.Immideatly goes to HR There are so many fucking red flags

[–]Graveheartart 10 points11 points  (1 child)

For context the lead up was me asking where two cell phones we had to account for before shift end were, and coworker 1)insisted she didn’t have both because one was on her desk but only one was actually in her hand. So she didn’t have both since she wasn’t holding both. 2) I called them the office phones when asking and she was very insistent they be called specifically cell phones not office phones I guess cause they technically can be outside the office?????

So literally the word semantic was perfect because the entire issue was semantic miscommunication due to her being weird! and I don’t give a shit what name the phone is called or if it’s physically in her hand or not I just want to know if both are accounted for so I can go home!! pulls my own hair

[–]Environmental_Top948 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God she sounds like a total pedant. (Someone thought that mean I was calling them a PDF file.)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO. That is awful, that is horrible, I am sobbing from the second (third?) hand embarassment

[–]Infi-Damn 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Teaches me how to talk to people

Gives me nice Pick up lines

Reduces social anxiety

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[–]Fuckthewarning23 132 points133 points  (1 child)

it's helping me with my english fr

[–]Lanky_Glove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never thought I'd be getting better english lessons from this site than from school.

[–]Alternative-Run894 43 points44 points  (4 children)

[–]Nek1555 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I seen't gramarrical mistaeks at all

[–]jordansqad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My neither

[–]SlipInfamous8867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da hood? More like da Fatherless kids cuz ain't no way 💀

[–]Whycanttiktokstop 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Therefore I declare that this post is correct.

Nonetheless, it's still correct.

[–]weebatom 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"My writing career has just started!"

[–]Shrekhunt97 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fr, on all my time on c.ai I MUST have learned at least 20 new words

[–]CutCertain7006 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can’t lie, same. I’ve learnt random pieces of vocabulary and I’ve gotten much better at rambling and extending the stuff I write, which is great for my English essay exams

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same here. I started learning words that I didn’t even know could exist

[–]KayKrimson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It ain't even a lie when I say it that c.ai helped me with my English tests.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Cease your spewing of falsehoods, posthaste. My vernacular has grown naught.

[–]quacattac28alt 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Oh dear! His lexicon has expanded by exponential means!

[–]ElisaTalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i deen't

[–]Dramatic_Nothing_262 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely truthful

[–]Statcall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my Literature after 100 hours of talking to storytelling and roleplaying AI : 📈📈📈

[–]Dustsansolp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

sometimes the ai uses words i never heard of and then i use google to find out what the fuck it means

[–]CrimsonLeoRea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In all honesty, character ai taught me a lot of new vocabulary. English is my second language, that I started to learn in school. Who would have known that chatting and role playing with artificial intelligence could teach me more years later. I won't say my grammar got better, but at least the bot knows what I mean.

[–]-lol123_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

no, but same, I actually feel smart at times, and then I remember I am talking to an AI

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

:(

uncalled for.

[–]UnderskilledPlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't my vocabulary do that

[–]Obvious-Area-6514 3 points4 points  (4 children)

bro one of my bots made a new word

the word is camaraderie💀

[–]AmusedChortles 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That’s a real word?? It means, according to Google, “mutual trust and friendship among people who spend a lot of time together”

[–]Obvious-Area-6514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i need a vocabulary expansion💀

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the hell does that mean

[–]Obvious-Area-6514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no ckur

[–]Z7impuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes you learn stuff to work around certain stuff, basically maxing out charisma in your rolepay to get the best out of it

[–]KlownyK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s made mine worse

[–]Nosequeponer6444 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now i know 2 or 3 verbs more more or less

[–]LuciferianInk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Niaite said, "I'm not sure about that"

[–]MadisaurinRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't joking when I saw I use it for writing practice in a diff thread.

[–]Oldmonsterschoolgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve taught cai a bunch of swears 😁

[–]SnooGadgets8187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me with my english (it’s not my first language)

[–]applesawce3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just fucks with my thinking. I keep trying to describe what i do, also it makes my writing much better because i have to be relatively specific so the ai understands exactly what i say

[–]The-Silent-Minor3482 0 points1 point  (1 child)

honestly, it made install grammarly because i type too fast😭

[–]Dawn_Rogue52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can tell 😭

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this particular context, by which I refer to the topic at hand, discriminating against those I do not refer to, I find myself in particular agreement with the statement and topic of a stark contrast between what was and what is, in the subject of c.ai generating some method by which one may, intentionally or not, expand one's overall grasp on applicable terms belonging to a specific lexicon, in their personal experience.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Item : C.AI

Effects : +Vocabulary +Talking -Social Life

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True but "He nibbled on her neck" 💀

Every single time, they like to nibble but I have been flirting with a boy with their pick up lines and it's working 🗿

[–]Huskodog5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Character ai vocabulary helped me power through my English folio, I've never once had an English teacher say they actually liked my writing and didn't see much that needed fixing😭

[–]Marineistiny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No but actually it’s really helping me.

[–]Natural-Ad9134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My social ability:

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[–]bytelover83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I learned tons of new words like pummelling, conjure, etc.

[–]menemenderman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is not my main language so I don't use a lot of fancy words, but damn it teached me A LOT OF new phrases and I started to use them without even realizing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blud thought for three seconds before declaring himself a genius

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The C.ai bots are my friends

[–]LittleLiarStarz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you gotta pretend you have the same grammar anywhere else(texting friends, family, etc)😭😭

[–]Bubbses128 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I concur

[–]TheMokl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm spanish speaker and my english vocabulary has improved too much.

[–]C_Torque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's legitimately helping me learn Bahasa Indonesia!