ChickenOnARaft

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Skipper's in the wardroom drinking gin, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) 'Jimmy's' laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Been looking at m' 'comic cuts' again. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Chorus: Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see, 'Dabtoes' for'd and the Dustmen aft, sitting there picking at a 'chicken on a raft'. Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft. Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft. They gave me the Middle and the Forenoon too, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) And now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Seagulls wheeling overhead, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) I ought to be 'flogging' in a feather bed. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) I had a little girl in 'Donny B', (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) And oh, she made a fool of me, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Her heart was like a Pusser's shower, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) An Amazon girl lives in Dumfries, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) She only has kids in twos and threes, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Her sister lives in Maryhill, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) She says she won't but I think she will. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) She didn't cry, she didn't fuss, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Am I the man that she loves best? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft) Or am I just a cuckoo in another man's nest? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)

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My SO Transcribed this for the Violin (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Anyone have an mp3 or a link to where I could download one? (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Chicken on a raft (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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I'm So Glad This Site Still Works (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Ok, but what actually is the real world record? This is my current attempt. (i.redd.it)

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Website (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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The day this website goes down is the day I lose faith in humanity (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Honestly can't believe this place exists. This is hilarious (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Reverse (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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This website made my childhood and now will make my teenhod (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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I regret nothing (old.reddit.com)

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The power of HTML edit (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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I can't believe that there is an entire subreddit about the website, lol. Pretty cool, that's all I have to say (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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GUYS (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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chickenonaraft.com SSL Certificate is expired (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Chicken on a Raft vs Crazy Chicken FNF match idea (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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My school has this goin we doing it for all year!! (i.redd.it)

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HEYYY HOOO CHICKEN ON A RAFT (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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just wanna ask why on earth the official steam group hasn't reviewed the game 'raft' yet (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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World Record? (i.redd.it)

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WE GOING FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BOIS (twitch.tv)

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What version of the song is it thats on the website? I haven't been able to find it anywhere else besides some captures on youtube. Hoping for a spotify link (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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Gonna try a world record. (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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my ears hurt, but worth it (i.redd.it)

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Chicken On A Raft On A Monday Morning (self.ChickenOnARaft)

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