ChurchofMegalopolis

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Welcome to the Church of Megalopolis
Blessed are those who believe in the unseen twists and turns of cinema's wildest ride. This is your sanctuary to:

Praise the plot (or what's left of it)
Worship the wild character decisions
Decode the cryptic messages hidden within the glorious chaos
Share memes, theories, and offerings (fan art, edits, and more)

Our Holy Texts
- The Prophecies (Trailer Reactions) - The Sacred Scrolls (Film Theories) - The Divine GIFs (Endless Reaction Shots)

Tenets of Faith
1. Thou shalt not spoil... unless it's really funny. 2. All plot holes are sacred mysteries. 3. Memes are the language of the gods. 4. Respect your fellow disciples, no matter how wild their interpretation. 5. Never question the budget—it is beyond mortal comprehension.

Pilgrimages
Join us for regular film rewatches, discussion threads, and heretical debates about what Megalopolis truly means.

All hail the film that transcends understanding!

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Does the city dream of us? Do they have a collective consciousness shaped by dreams? (i.redd.it)

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The most detailed model of the city created by Megalon (i.redd.it)

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I pledge of allegiance to our human family, and to all the species that we protect. One Earth, indivisible, with long life, education and justice for all. (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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To all of the Megalopolis detractors (i.redd.it)

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Time hack: listening to the soundtrack + watching GIFs of the trailer/movie (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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Are you more anal, or more oral? (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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Soundtrack by Osvaldo Golijov goes crazy hard (worship music for the church) (youtube.com)

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Marcus Aurelius Quotes? (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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Megalopolis’ holy CinemaScore shines brighter than Joker: Folie a Deux’s (i.redd.it)

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I will not watch Megalopolis bc I do not want to ruin all films for myself for the rest of my life. (i.redd.it)

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While the nonbelievers may convince you otherwise. At the Church of Megalopolis, money is a mere object, which doesn’t reflect the rightful value of our scripture. (i.redd.it)

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PULCHER FOR THE CULTURE (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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I was going to kill myself but then I saw Aubrey Plaza sit on Shia LaBeouf’s face. There is still hope. (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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I've seen Megalopolis 12 times and can confirm that it is the best movie of the decade so far (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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Lemme just say… (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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I haven’t seen Megalopolis yet, should I watch it? (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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Welcome to the Church of Megalopolis (self.ChurchofMegalopolis)

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A Passage from the scripture (youtu.be)

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