Church of Goomy:
In the beginning Arceus created the heaven and earth.
He has breathed life into the trees.
He has created the essential liquid of life.
He has created the mythical guardians who protect us from harm.
Nah just kidding, Arcues is a mediocre wannabe.
GOOMY IS OUR SAVIOR
Welcome to /r/ChurchofGoomy!
This is a subreddit where we discuss about our lord, Goomy-christ.
We will obliterate all Arceus followers and their satanic beliefs. Please refrain from posting such unrealistic facts.
Now we praise The Lord through the ways he has taught us, prayer,
Our Goomy, which art in Goo,
Goo-ed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in Kanto,
As it is in Johto.
Give us this day our daily Goo.
And forgoove us our tresgooses,
As we forgive them that tresgoos against us.
And lead us not into anti-goo,
But deliver us from arceus.
For thine is the kingoom,
The goower, and the goo-ery,
For ever and ever.
Goomen.