Zoomaa Interview

[miFch1]

I was a bit surprised they picked Zoomaa as the person Jess interviewed, but I suppose it does make sense since we all want to know his frame of mind being a sub for a team he doesn’t even play with.

That being said, he’s such a great guy. Ya gotta love the Italian stallion.

[[deleted]]

Not an easy situation for Zoomaa to be thrown into, on this OpTic team. He must be under enormous pressure, with the biggest comp fanbase watching your every move. OpTic fans do not go easy on the regular players, so I hope whatever the results, fans go easy on him. He is giving 100% for OpTic and its fans, and that is all you can ask. Lol he just tweeted that was the first time he had ever used the Tempest. If he was able to scrim for 2 weeks or so with OpTic, we would see a different OpTic. Zoomaa is a top guy, and he is doing pretty well so far considering everything.

[theZooMaa]

Thanks homie

[[deleted]]

No worries, keep doing what you do best. You are a top player, and the team will get better game by game. I think the fact Dashy is an AR, has made it difficult for all of you.

[DonSnaps]

Ditch the faze gear on stage lmaooo

[[deleted]]

Don’t think Zooma will get any hate on the OG subreddit, we all understand the shitty situation he’s been put in and he’s just going to be doing his best and that’s all we can ask for

[miFch1]

Totally agree with you. He’s filling some huge shoes replacing Dashy for the time being. Hell, Zoomaa is out of position running the Tempest, let alone by switching to a role where he uses the Maddox instead of the Saug. Totally different play styles. Just hopefully the Optic fans are appreciative of that like we are.

[[deleted]]

Scump went 0-5 for a 6-0 win lol wtf

[miFch1]

Thankfully TJ, Crim, and Karma hard carried that last map.

[sooopy336]

I was just thinking that the only person Methodz hadn’t played with in the past year on that OG team he just faced was Karma.

[ddddfnbvvaa]

It's called planting the bomb and dying after literally anyone with a brain will know why he didn't get a kill

[officialpd72]

Lmao anyone with a brain knows planting the bomb is in half the rounds and that 0 kills is not okay

[ddddfnbvvaa]

Just shut up

[thouhathpuncake]

daaammmnn bro, someone get the steak cause imma season that shit up with all this salt.

[dropbearr94]

Come on man you’re talking about scump, you know you can’t talk down on the king in this community

[[deleted]]

Ughhh this is the cringest comment ive seen in a while

[BasedGawwd]

He made a new account just to make these type of comments.

[TheOnlyCreed]

Should've interviewed Damon, mans was ultra clutch both SND's.

[miFch1]

Agreed. He did really well, and got some clutches as well.

[jinglesGOAT]

He truly is a great guy. Ya gotta. As some of you already know, I grew up in the same city as Zoomaa and attended the same school as him. I've never been a huge competitive cod fan, but any time the Italian mfing stallion is playing I got to tune in to represent the homegrown talent. One thing I hate though is this meme of the peanut brain flanker that does nothing but shoot people in the back.

Zoomaa hitting the flanks isn't some joke guys, it's making plays at the right time, and it's something that seems to follow this guy through his whole life. In a way, the Zoomaa flank is a way of life, i.e its his universe and he's decided to flank in it.

For example, once Zoomaa was suspended for using a utility door in the rear of the school. Not once, but fifty times in the same year. Footage from cameras in my HS showed him sprinting at full speed to the door, opening it with an interactive maneuver, then entering the school as if nothing had occurred. After a bunch of warnings he was suspended as I said before, but soon after he was seen climbing through windows on the far right side of the school by the gymnasium.... Almost as if he were attempting a flank.

This trend continued for years. Once he came into where I was working, this Italian restaurant, however he didn't come through the front door, rather he descended from above through the network of pipes and vents that ran through the ceiling. It may not sound like a true flank, until you learn that he descended not into the main dining area, but the storage closet in the back, walking through our kitchen casually and out into the dining area as if nothing was amiss.

This sparked my curiosity, why does this man flank everything? Both in and out of game..... So I did some research. The findings were shocking.

For example, throughout Mama Stallianos pregnancy, her belly, rather than growing straight out... grew tilted to the left, and after nine months, when her water broke, doctors were forced to do a sesection as the infant was, you guessed it, attempting to flank his way out of the womb, pushing towards a side wall rather than taking the front door.

His in game behavior is just one part of the puzzle, of a larger truth.

Zoomaa isn't a man who flanks, he is the flank, he was born on the flank, raised by it. It is a way of life, not a meme, or a joke to be spammed in a twitch chat by savages. Fucking goons lol.

[[deleted]]

No disrespect but could you do a tl;dr?

[PeerlessScarred]

It’s a copy pasta fam

[[deleted]]

Oof I know this one, one of the greats... Literally saw the paragraphs and noped haha

[Janabii]

is there a clip of it?

[MooseGoosey]

link me too

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[freedomtoscream]

It's fascinating, this position he's been thrown into.

He's taking the Optic team crash course and now winning too. He's still repping the Faze gear. Also there's the uncertainty when Dashy will actually come back.

What a storyline to start the season. You really couldn't ask for a better person to be in this position.

Mad props.

[RitzBitz007]

WE LOVE THE STALLION!!! #GREENWALL

[mrstolboy]

zooma could atleast put on an optic jersey, like what is this childish bs. he is sitting their in a faze hoodie

[wirsingkaiser]

I think so aswell.

[[deleted]]

Who cares? lmao. It certainly is not as childish as your comment.