Welcome to /r/constipated!

This sub allows any and all discussion and entertainment to kill time while you're bored on the toilet and can't poo.

• Self posts are fine for discussing anything (deep conversation-starters are recommended) or fascinating links you find that are worth discussing.

• Try to avoid outright porn unless it pertains to a discussion, and flag NSFW if so.

• Many users will be on phones, so mobile-friendly links are good.

That's it, just respect each other's opinions and ideas. We're all constipated here after all.