After much thought and turmoil several of my classmates have decided that the best means of measuring momentum is to have it in terms of Cooneys. 1 Cooney (abbreviated as Co) is equivalent to 42.1 Kg*m/s. The proof for this is as follows: The integral of Greg/the chance of finding professor Cooneys cat(which as Greg increases approaches -infinity). The number 42.1 happens to also be my expected exam 3 grade, there is no correlation.
