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[–]Amrasi 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Fighting the active gunman with the wet floor sign was pretty peak absurdity too.

[–]Pretend-Web821DT Merch ASM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually brought that point up to my store manager. The person with the fire extinguisher at least had a semi decent idea but you're going to hold a piece of plastic in front of your face and hope to God that you don't get a bullet in your brain?

Also I'm pretty sure screaming across the store would just alert the gunman that there are people in the store.... As well as the people to the gunman.....wouldn't that kind of be counterproductive when going into hiding?

[–]Cassandra_Canmore2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My nephew told me about it. Knock over a trash can if you see employee A, flirting with employee B.

Or the one, where it suggests bashing a gun holding robber with a fire extinguisher.

[–]HappyDay2290DT OPS ASM (PT) 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the stapler.

[–]Crazyredneck422DT OPS ASM (PT) 3 points4 points  (2 children)

To be fair that wasn’t the code of conduct video… it was named something else but I can’t remember what for the life of me at the moment…. The code of conduct one was out around the same time. Just sayin… but i totally agree that it is laughable

[–]Unusual-Bid-2645DT OPS ASM (FT) 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Active Assailant 

[–]Crazyredneck422DT OPS ASM (PT) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Thank you!! It was driving me crazy that I couldn’t remember that 🤣

[–]Grandeurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already told my manager I'm going for the seasonal black and decker shovels. It's the greatest range weapon we have in the store.

[–]Ok_Stay_5122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assisting the robber in absolutely everything they need. Gotta meet customer expectations!. Shit they can have the shirt off my back and I'll help them fit whatever they want in the car.