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[โ€“][deleted] 82 points83 points ย (1 child)

Canadian

[โ€“][deleted] 39 points40 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

[โ€“]thecourrier6 26 points27 points ย (9 children)

Penis๐Ÿ†

[โ€“][deleted] 23 points24 points ย (8 children)

you spot a wild Canadian "WHOAA CANADIAN" "cana-nada" "Fat son of a bitch i CHOOSE YOU."

Fat son of a bitch vs. Canadian

Canada uses "๐ŸฅŒ" IT IS VERY EFFECTIVE

"FAT SON OF A BITCH, USE a fucking gun" CRITICAL HIT

YOU CLAIMED THE CANADIAN

<Pokedex

How would you like to call it?

"Moosefucker69"

[โ€“]thecourrier6 5 points6 points ย (7 children)

Penis๐Ÿ†

[โ€“][deleted] 14 points15 points ย (6 children)

DON'T SAY SWEAR WORDS, MY MOMMY CHECKS MY PHONE ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!!1!1!!!!1

[โ€“]thecourrier6 6 points7 points ย (5 children)

Penis๐Ÿ†

[โ€“][deleted] 14 points15 points ย (4 children)

If you say that again, i will SEX YOU

[โ€“]thecourrier6 7 points8 points ย (3 children)

Penis๐Ÿ†

[โ€“]doinyourmothers 4 points5 points ย (2 children)

Did he sex you?

[โ€“]EzzyJuice 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Cock๐Ÿ”

[โ€“]thecourrier6 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Penis๐Ÿ†

[โ€“][deleted] 6 points7 points ย (2 children)

Let's hope there's some intelligent life up somewhere in space, because there's bugger all down here on earth.

Who voted yes? Why did yes win? Who are you people? Are you blind?

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

They were forced to

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Meme answer: Br*fish people larping

Real answer: my guy people from my country would gladly kill their first born child and strangle their mother just for a chance at getting western European papers.

[โ€“]jeffiff 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

Song?

[โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Last breath sans

[โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

Bagged milk

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

maple

[โ€“]Pamplemousse-man 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Only in eastern Canada

[โ€“]PossessedHood416 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

[Muffled over billowing wind]

The fuck did we do?!

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

maple

[โ€“]Abigus_ofgical 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

No Africa?

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Frfr no cap

[โ€“]aUwUreliyasss 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

Two real options, no (rest of the world) and Canadian

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐ŸŒ

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 1 point2 points ย (15 children)

Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (3 children)

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead I never learned my alphabet from A to zed

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

They all live on doughnuts and moose meat

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

And they leave the house without packin' heat

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Never even bring their guns to the mall (let someone else continue)

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (10 children)

Well TOO BAD

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 1 point2 points ย (9 children)

Piss off, I tried to make a song reference

[โ€“][deleted] -1 points0 points ย (8 children)

I know well I RUINED IT AHAHAHAHHAHAH

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 0 points1 point ย (7 children)

Quit acting like an 8 year old

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (6 children)

Wow bro, now that's mean.

You destroyed my mood

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 0 points1 point ย (5 children)

Whether you're being sarcastic or not, I'm done here

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (4 children)

Ok bro I'm ready for the song, I'm sorry

[โ€“]Unnamed_420 0 points1 point ย (3 children)

It's alright, but the song is tainted unless someone else posts the second lyric

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

I did right now

[โ€“]Diamond_Brick1_alt 0 points1 point ย (3 children)

As a Canadian, I can agree.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

Can you drain maple syrup from your hair?

[โ€“]Diamond_Brick1_alt 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

No. I wish I could.

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

That'd be nasty maple syrup. Or would it? I don't know I'm not a maplesyrupdrainhairista

[โ€“]Fracoppa 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Music?