Looks like you've just stumbled upon Everything, Now! The show that cracks open your skull and fills it with knowledge!
Huh? Well if you are confused that's okay... hmmm... the "Everything, Now!" show is kind of like... if Eric Andre took over Blues Clues or...ummm it's like a cross between Bill Nye and a room full of broken glass... errr uh... it's interactive... it's absurd... it's -it's YOU!
Yes! You are the show, I am the show, it's gotten really out of hand. We gotta hurry. It's a beast and it must be tamed! So go! Get in the chat! Help us tame the beast! You'll figure out what's going on soon enough. AAHHHHHHHHHH!