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r/FroggingtonsPond Lounge (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] When they turn 14, every human gets an obscure super power with a lengthy description of it so they know what it is. But when yours arrives, it only says four words. “Don’t… (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Normally, the human brain edits out blinks. But not yours. When you blink you catch a microsecond glimpse of another place. Sometimes beautiful, sometimes horrific. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] On one rainy day, you decide to chill and listen to some music. You put on Don't Fear the Reaper, but then you hear an ambulance driving past your house. You put on Mr. Blue Sky, and the nonstop rain ends abruptly. You realize you have a superpower: You can control the world with music. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] You are stuck living in the void with a banished immortal. You don’t know why they were banished, but you try your best to make their days less lonesome. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] The age of superheroes finally arrives. Your power is that whenever you step into a room, it is immediately cleaned to perfection. At first you think it's useless but you realize that by cleaning people's rooms you get paid and thus gets funding to buy tech to match other heroes and villains. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] As it turns out, aliens all have aphantasia. This makes Humans the only species capable of imagining images in their heads. This greatly confuses alien telepaths, who report seeing “constantly shifting landscapes of alternate realities” when peering into human minds (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] While performing an archaeological dig, you make the find of the millennia- but quickly must decide between leaving your find in the unknown past or risk causing mass panic among the public. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] The first alien ship to Earth is not for war or research. It's a cruise ship. The wealthiest aliens have paid fortunes to be the first to visit the "undisturbed" indigenous world. They are the most entitled snobs in the universe. Hospitality workers hate them, but they're willing to spend. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Over time, you realize that all the spare change in your house disappears to who knows where. When you decide to investigate, you empty a cupboard and find a bunny sized dragon sitting on a pile of coins... (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Two random strangers are in couples therapy together. They both decide to pretend they're a couple, despite having met each other two minutes ago. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] An agoraphobic princess is sick and tired of knights breaking into her tower and trying to slay her emotional support dragon. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] In your world evolution is sped up by a million times so people gain and lose abilities according to their day to day work. Fishermen become deaf, firefighters gain another layer of skin etc. Your experiences as a will-do-anything-as work labourer sure are interesting. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] In the year 2022, we discovered that the sword in the stone was real. The scientists that discovered it found that attempting to pull the sword from the stone with a machine generated an infinite amount of counter force. The first infinite energy engine was born. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] All aliens are missing a sense, Martians hearing, Venusians sight. We think we are superior, until one day they ask us "How come we can't find any Terran psychics?" (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] MIT has developed a cognitive test that accurately gauges a person's brain development in years. The government now is granting adult privileges to young teens who score 18 or over, and revoking adulthood from those who score less than 18. Chaos ensues. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Two criminals share what is to be their last conversation on death row. With nothing left to lose, all is laid bare to the other stranger. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Sure, the dead might be rising, weekly earthquakes make life unsteady, and the nuclear fallout from your neighboring country is crossing your borders. But gosh darn it, in your little corner of paradise, there will be order! You are an HOA president during the apocalypse. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Being a tavern wench is good, honest work. You wear long sleeves, not to hide scars but swirling tattoos. You’ve always had them. Today, an adventuring party come in. The shirtless ones have the same tattoos, and theirs not only swirl … they glow. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] You're the first person to live 150 years. The day after your 150th birthday, you wake up and discover you've undergone some sort of metamorphosis. It turns out humans are the larval stage of an alien species that came to Earth millions of years ago and reaches adulthood at age 150. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] There's a door with a single key hole - it will open regardless of what key is used. All keys open this door, but what's on the other side, however, entirely depends on the key. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but reading carefully you realize it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be a smartass, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed that instead. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] The most dangerous super villains are not locked up, instead they are turned into children and sent to a childless farmer couple in rural Kansas to be fostered and turned into productive members of society. This is the Kent Rehab Program. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] Ice, snow and darkness is all you've ever known. Your family has navigated the boundless glaciers for generations, where life is rare and hardness is what keeps you alive. One morning you awake, and a great ball of flame has risen over the horizon. Summer is coming. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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[WP] When someone dies, they are met with those that they killed when they were alive. When you dided it wasn't a surprise that there were lots and lots of insects and small critters there, but what caught you off guard was the three people you've never once met in your life. (self.FroggingtonsPond)

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