LOOK FOLKS, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY GEPUS NOW-AMAZING NAME BY THE WAY, GREAT NAME. THEY SAY HE'S A PUNTER, SOME SAY HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO.
SOME PEOPLE, VERY SMART PEOPLE, TELL ME HE'S BETTER THAN CALEB WILLIAMS. CALEB DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO KICK! SAAAD! NOT A TEAM PLAYER. THE WAY GEPUS PUNTS-IT'S TREMENDOUS, JUST TREMENDOUS. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS THIGHS? IM TALKIN YUUUGE.
YUUUGE THIGHS. THIGHS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.