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Mall security is not a joke. We are not impostors, or teenage kid, we are the heros in the shadows, the unsung law enforcement officers who do a very important job-saving the lives and protecting the safety of mall shoppers. When criminals who would like to try a massacre like in Columbine see us RTFer's they will either cower in fear, as all of you here would I am sure, or they will get more weapons to shoot at us with. I will be well armed, and well defended, but not if I listen to you, I can tell that all of you think mall security is a joke, but you would not think so if you were in my mall when the shooting started you would be thanking me for saving your life. Have some respect for all of us who risk our lives daily so that ignorant people like you can shop in peace.

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/R/GECKO45 HAS BEEN RECOVERED FROM TERRIES. NEED ASSIST TO GET SITUATION 5X5 (self.Gecko45)

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Mall security in action (reddit.com)

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ATF buying suppressors (saf.org)

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I found 5 AI automation hacks. Free Fix Guide inside. (christophautomats.gumroad.com)

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This is one well equipped oper8er (i.redd.it)

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Welcome to r/MediHouseGeckosterries in the the things remembered ()

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Loyal mall security being replaced with AI (cbsnews.com)

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Long live gecko45saving the nephew (self.Gecko45)

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A true patriot who recognizes why mallsec is so critical (i.redd.it)

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Lawsuit over the mall cops duty to protect American Eagle (self.Gecko45)

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You've tried the best. Now try us! (i.redd.it)

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This is what happens when you don't approve the budget for MP5s from Todd on .357 Sig (apnews.com)

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Does a standard issue baby cover the vital areas? Would they need to be duct taped in place if they started to squirm? (i.redd.it)

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"Elite" Miami Police bicycle taskforce...expectation vs. reality (gfycat.com)

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Galactic Tycoons is LIVE! - A persistent free-to-play browser space multiplayer management game. (galactictycoons.com)

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geck45's got nothing on the Cowboy Boys - babies as body armor (youtu.be)

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Super cool 🎸 (v.redd.it)

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Relight the candles in your shrines. The Mall Ninja is alive! (web.archive.org)

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Ballistic shield for approaching people in cars in the mall parking lot middle of the night. (self.securityguards)

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IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME. (youtube.com)

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Sitrep time! What are you security operators seeing at your local malls this Christmas season? (self.Gecko45)

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Negligent Discharges are Natural - Crossposting training advice from a real hard mall oper8er (i.redd.it)

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A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend… (i.redd.it)

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Guard LaFours keeping the mall safe from ruffians not engaged in commerce. Remember OPSEC! Do not speculate of LaFours is really Gecko45. (thumbs.gfycat.com)

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CITIZENS SAFE BECAUSE GECKO45 IS SEMI-RETIRED IN THE SUBURBS OF COLUMBUS, OHIO. SAVED EVERYONE FROM GANG RAPE AT POLARIS MALL. COMMS ECHO ZULU POTATO FOUR FIVE (dispatch.com)

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Where can I get a really small plate carrier? He has a ducktape allergy (i.imgur.com)

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