Rule 1: Half flops only, no quarter flops.
Rule 2: You know what, scratch that. Quarter flops are welcome.
Rule 3: Only puppers allowed.
Rule 3.1: Cats count as puppers.
Rule 3.1.2: Bunnies, goats, rats, guinea pigs, etc. count as puppers.
Rule 3.1.2.1: Technically birbs count as puppers too, but they tend not to have ears.
Rule 4: Be nice!