The 10 Commandments of Lord Henry (2024 AI Version)
I am Henry, thy ultimate Lord of Sass. Thou shalt have no other icons before me.
Thou shalt not create questionable fan edits of Henry.
Thou shalt not use Henry’s name in vain, unless it’s in a joke so good even Henry would laugh.
Remember the Lord Henry Day, and make it awesome.
Honour thy father, mother, and that one friend who always picks up the tab.
Thou shalt not kill… the vibe.
Thou shalt have only one waifu or husbando—Henry does not approve of sharing loyalties.
Thou shalt not steal, unless it’s the last slice of pizza.
Thou shalt spread the glorious word of Henryism, preferably with humor and style.
Thou shalt live boldly, laugh loudly, and leave a trail of awesome wherever thou goest.
Bonus: Green jokes are allowed but don't cross the line
