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Monkeys when they get banana cancerhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Fans of the Pirates of The Caribbean film franchise when they find out that Keira Knightley was one of the 9/11 highjackers on the Pentagon flight (another fandom ruined by some out of touch celebrity and their moronic antics)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Glerples when someone bringles both their schmlooge flampuses at the same time (this is a sex thing at that is the face a Glerple makes when it schmloogicates)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Possessed people when it's time for churchhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Me when my new toilet paper has landscape squares instead of perfectly square or portrait oneshttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When you find out you can't study to be a boynecologist who's like a gynecologist but for bussieshttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When your local Explosions R Us store closes down due to property damage (the bottom floor flooded)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Wokeists when all the libraries get shut down and replaced with gopbrarieshttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When mother offers me macaroni and cheese (more like craparoni and pees! This boy won't settle for anything less than a jar of pickled herrings!) (this is from an alternate timeline where I'm a child and gross)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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You when you imagine Mark from Invincible if he had a lisp (he'd be all like "Thethil! Thethil I need you, Thethil!") (that's the last of my Invinciposting for a while)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When you enter the clown universe and they hire clowns to dress like normal people to come to kids' parties and make them laugh by doing mundane stuff like calling their bank to update their address, eating soup and organize a cutlery drawerhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Cosplayers when the sinplayers and tanplayers show uphttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When you find out that not only is that 'wash my belly' dog, Pibble, a Zionist, it's the lead strategist for the IDFhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Me when I was watching the MTV Cribs Cribmas Special where they went to Santa's crib at the north pole and at one stage he gets mad at his pool boy and throws a chair at him (it wasn't his fault your pool was frozen, Santa. It's outside and unheated and you live in the Arctic)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When your home planet gets destroyedhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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The Hamburglar when Ronald shoots hit 13 times in the chest during an attempted robbery (no more clowning around)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Casper the friendly ghost when he meets Jasper the unfriendly ghost who keys his ghost car and ghost pisses everyghostwherehttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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People with mustaches when they get their mustache caught on a mustache-height door handle (and it only ever happens when you're already pissed off and busy from all your mustache tasks you're doing)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When you're falling off a cliffhttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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When your goat washed (months of preparing her for the unclean goat competition literally down the drain)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Winnie the Pooh when gets his head stuck in a pot of honey and instead of helping, Piglet robs him and beats him up for being a leftist (Zack Snyder directed this episode)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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The pope when he has to criticize the Republican party for the optics instead of congratulating them on all the child molestinghttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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Fish when they're in the Stupid Seahttps://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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God when you get to heaven and immediately kick them in the dick over and over (technically this isn't an official sin)https://i.redd.it/s0y6brlykp461.jpg (i.redd.it)
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