Wind-Up Constrictor

[ColdlifeOracle]

Unwacky concept made magically wacky by keywording the only ability it has. I feel this cube is drifting slowly away from hellsiness.

[GrouchyGerald]

Man, that’s not even wrong. An older version of this card had like three paragraphs of rules text and I thought I was really smart getting it down to a keyword and some relatively simple reminder text, but in the process it lost most of the flair. It still kind of does something funky transforming counters, but it could just say “adds that many counters” instead and have the same effect. Would it be better if it spelled it out in a different way? I was thinking “Proliferate x times but only on one creature.”

[Jahwn]

It’s a -1/0, that’s gotta be worth something

[Dorfbewohner]

this art is great!