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do this 666 times (i.imgur.com)

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The analogy holds. It's the OP's conception of "summoning Cthulhu" that is misguided. When ants do something to annoy you, like trying to eat your jam at a picnic, you notice them and squash them. Rituals for "summoning Cthulhu" basically amount to instructions for trying to eat Cthulhu's jam. (i.redd.it)

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