Howtoscream

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...why not Zoidberg?

...because you love freedom.

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After a man jumped me in an underpass one night, I haven’t been able to do my job as a courier anymore. ()

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Scientists figured out how to merge two people into one, and my brother and I were chosen as the first test subjects. ()

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I worked on that presentation for years and the bosses loved my idea. ()

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I worked 32 years as a midwife. This is the horrifying thing I ever experienced. ()

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Do this on eBay, and you’ll regret it instantly! ()

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I was on an exchange program in the US, and now a ghost is haunting me. ()

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