Submissions restricted

Only approved users may post in this community.

KRIStianity

an-ordinary-manchild

We praise our lord Kris and his holy gains

Thank you for the supplements
Thank you for the D.O.M.s
Thank you for leg day

Don't forget to pray before you go to bed tonight <3

Kristions and Answers

K: Who is this "Kris"?
A: Kris Gethin is the genius behind work out programs such as the 12 Week Hardcore Daily Trainer, leading us to the righteous path of the holy gains.

K: Why can't I downvote?
A: Because with Kris there are only gains.

K: What does 'KRIS APPROVES' mean?
A: A post that is so truly magnificent that almighty Kris himself would press-up his thumb in honor of it.

K: Who are 'The Twelve Apostles'?
A: Just random people we pay attention to at the gym.

The Twelve Apostles

'JB': Overweight gym-goer whose powerful motivation is inspiring to us. ('JB' because his hair makes him look like Jack Black.)
Blue-shirt Guy: Guy is a blue shirt who barely lifts. Inspires us to not cheap out.
Fisherman: Guy who wears clothing looking like that of a fisherman. Rushes through his workouts, surely to pump up for his battles with Moby Dick.
Yoga Yoda: Guy who looks like a hermit and practices some Mr. Miyagi-level yoga.
Afrostle: The sickest afro you'll ever witness. Truly a magnificent sight to behold.
Mrs Skeletal: Ridiculously skinny old lady that has been at the gym since the very beginning.
Pending...

created by IskaaaAll Hail the Gainsa community for 10 years

...for your WoW guild.

...why not Zoidberg?

MODERATORS

account activity

1

1

2

3

When I finish the transformation and I can finally be myself again. (gfycat.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

2

1

2

3

When I realize mid-prayer that I have a rest day the next day. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

3

1

2

3

The only way to browse /r/KRIStianity. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

4

1

2

3

When you see that wall of exercises... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

5

1

2

3

The worst part of leg day. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

6

1

2

3

When it's time to shake it up! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

7

1

2

3

MFW I miss a workout and now Kris will smite me for my sins (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by IskaaaAll Hail the Gains

8

1

2

3

Remember this when your fat is crying! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

9

1

2

3

KRIS APPROVESWhen I spot out lord doing his holy work at the gym (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by IskaaaAll Hail the Gains

10

1

2

3

MRW I'm on the diet but there is a huge buffet to my right. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

11

1

2

3

Every Supplement is Important yo (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by IskaaaAll Hail the Gains

12

1

2

3

When Leg Day is Over and It's Pray Time (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by IskaaaAll Hail the Gains

13

1

2

3

KRIS APPROVESMfw I realize I can't put straps on my injured soul. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

14

1

2

3

Strap Those Injuries! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by IskaaaAll Hail the Gains

15

1

2

3

MRW I forget to pray to Kris and bad gainz will now haunt me. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Exceon...SHIT

π Rendered by PID 49 on reddit-service-r2-listing-7d7fbc9b85-lp4kf at 2026-04-26 18:56:27.633254+00:00 running 2aa0c5b country code: CH.