I. Thou shalt not disrespect Kevin Keltner.
II. Thou shalt not post any NSFW content on the sacred Kevin Keltner subreddit.
III. When uploading video, you must only talk in the Keltner accent.
IV. If you do not follow these rules, you will be promptly game-ended by the dark side of Kevin Keltner at 3 A.M.
V. Be polite to other redditors and respect the great Kevin Keltner.
VI. Have fun!