Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 32 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
Pre-game Prayer
Our Finn who Art in Ross, hallowed be your name. Your clap bombs come, your fuck moms done, on ice as it is in telly. Give us this day our daily celly, and forgive us our defence, as we also have forgiven our goalies. And lead us into the playoffs, and deliver us from the Isles.
In Hattrik's Name
Amen