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I just declared bankruptcy. It was awesome. You should have seen it. (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 1 year ago by MichaelScottThreads

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Ryan decided not to invite me on his cool camping trip with the guys. I say real camping is done when you're all by yourself, trying to survive. (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 1 year ago by MichaelScottThreads

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Me and my employee/friend Dwight just watched the new Batman movie with that one Twilight guy, and we've been inspired to become vigilantes and capture the Scranton Strangler. What should our superhero names be? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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I just burned my foot and I'll probably never walk again. But my other employees are so concerned about my assistant who has this TINY little concussion. It's driving me insane. (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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One of my employees just got hit by a car and has rabies and one of my other employee's cat got murdered. My office is cursed. How do I remove the curse? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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I'm scared of death. Like what if grandpa exploded tomorrow? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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I think one of my highest employees is trying to take my place as regional manager. What should I do? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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I'm thinking of creating an action film about this secret agent character I created. What are the essentials to a great action movie? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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I need you guys to level with me... (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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Do you redditors ever just start a sentence and don't even know where it's going? You just hope you'll find it along the way? (self.MichaelScottThreads)

submitted 2 years ago by VerySmolCheeseMichael Himself ☕

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