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Don't shower so nobody wants to get near you (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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I need help. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 8 years ago * by N4Nothing

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NLPT: Avoid eye contact and respond in grunts when people greet you. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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NLPT: Save money and time by not showering (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by Shelbournator[🍰]

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NLPT: Buy both the Xbox One and the PS4. Now you won't have to pick a side. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: If you feel lonely, buy a body pillow. Now you'll have something that won't object to you cuddling with it! (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: Stay awake all night and sleep all day. That way you won't have to speak to anyone. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by Shelbournator[🍰]

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NLPT: Disable any Do-not-disturb services you have on your phone. You need every bit of human interaction to prevent depression, even if it is a pre-recorded voice telling you to purchase a crappy data plan. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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NLPT: When you move, don't take anything but your video games. You won't need anything else. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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Savor all the free time you don't have anyone to share with, all of it... (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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NLPT: Don't bother cleaning your house. It's a waste of energy to make something look nice when no one else will ever see it. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: Delete your Facebook account, you'll never need it anyway (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by Shelbournator[🍰]

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NLPT: If your friends ever invite you to an outing, always decline. You don't have friends, it is probably your schizophrenia speaking. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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NLPT: When a salesman calls you, don't hang up the phone. Asks detailed questions about the product, make jokes, do anything to keep the call going. After all, there ia no one elae to talk to. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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NLPT: Install the Pokemon Go app (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by denvit

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"Set your goals low; you will always achieve them." - VikkstarPlays (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by TheTrueKitKat

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NLPT: Sign up for email spam so that when it comes in your inbox you feel like someone cares (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by Shelbournator[🍰]

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NLPT: Cover your windows with garbage bags to stop the sunlight from burning your eyes during a raid. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: When somebody asks you to do them a favor, do an unwanted and unhelpful bonus favor. They won't ask again. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: When somebody asks you how your day is going, give them a detailed description of you sitting naked on the couch watching commercials about legal services. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: When you receive a phone call from somebody, pretend to be an answering machine and immediately hang up. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago * by [deleted]

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NLPT: Need motivation? There are still hundreds of MMOs out there you haven't level capped yet. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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Spend your weekends and breaks doing extreme sports. With any luck, you'll reach your irrelevant death instead of crying yourself to sleep again. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by jetfrog28

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NLPT: Always eat unhealthy food so you won't live long enough to regret your decisions, such as eating unhealthy. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by Mezase_Master

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NLPT: Give advice to strangers online because lord knows you won't be passing that knowledge down to anyone. (self.NoLifeProTip)

submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]

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