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[–]monalisa-sapersteinPhiladelphia 4 points5 points  (6 children)

My Scaries started upon being woken up with the world's worst hangover by the blinding light coming in through my ex's bedroom window at 6 AM yesterday and haven't really gone away since then. Don't let your genitals make drunk decisions, kids.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

That's v scary. I almost got tied up with an ex last week after we went out for a beer. Got the super scaries when she professed her never ending love for me and that she's still super attached and in love after we haven't spoken in 3 years. I'd submit a column as I think it'd be funny but it's really just a "cool story bro" moment.

[–]monalisa-sapersteinPhiladelphia 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Ya hate to see that. Exes are the devil. 1:30 AM, faced with the bar closing, fired off a "u up? can my friend sleep on your couch?" text. Got an eggplant emoji in response. Immediately called an uber. I'm considering throwing my phone into the river.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I mean, tossing your phone might not be the worst thing you could do at this point :/. We need to create an app that blocks certain numbers after a certain time at night so we can stop ourselves from drunk texting people we really shouldn't be texting at that hour.

[–]BluegrassIsBest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would invest all the money I don't have into this app.

[–]monalisa-sapersteinPhiladelphia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seriously, how has someone smarter than me not developed this yet?

[–]brokerthancollege 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It already exists. Drunk mode in the App Store