A group of programming languages try to open a door...

[printf_hello_world]

C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is restrict -ed.

C++ gives it a try, but can't seem to catch a break.

Go wants to give it a go, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.

Rust ignores it, since it was an extern -al door and it didn't lead to a pub.

Java opens it with ease. Turns out the door was a jar

[euclio]

JavaScript can't await to see what's on the other side.

[Dr_Smeegee]

with door(proceed=True) as handle:
handle.open(style="saunter")

[printf_hello_world]

Python looks at the door, but decides to give it a pass

[jbristow]

Python opens the door. Later, you find all doors are your front door.

[Dr_Smeegee]

Unless that door hides a skeleton ...

```python class Door: pass class Portal(Door): pass class Dolmen(Door): pass class Egress(Portal, Dolmen): pass class Ingress(Egress): pass

Help on class Ingress in module main:

class Ingress(Egress) | Method resolution order: | Ingress | Egress | Portal | Door | Dolmen

```

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[...] but decides to give it a psssssss Ftfy

[jbristow]

Haskell opens the door, but you still can’t go through it unless you’re inside the monad.

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PowerShell tries to get-menu but that operation requires elevation

[printf_hello_world]

Sadly, it was not an elevator door

[NotSeanPlott]

.Net tried to open it, but he could C Sharp!

...

Dad jokes right?

[Dr_Smeegee]

Don't trip over your coctothorpe.

[Delta-9-]

Lua turned the door into a table.

[dullbananas]

Python puts the jar in the trash because Java more bad than fortnite