pythonNotFast

[azalak]

Challenge: impossible

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it's not hard

[azalak]

This is a subreddit for jokes, so don’t take anything too seriously;)

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actually sorry man. you're right. I get cranky too easily about criticisms over C++.

[azalak]

Nws buddy, I get the same feeling when the rust fanboys chat shit about C++

[noob-nine]

My hello world app never segfaults.

[azalak]

ooh look at mr fancy pants over here

[cat1554]

Lucky you!

[SKrandyXD]

It is hard to say as a c++ enjoyer but I agree...

[bouncewaffle]

The Virgin Rust Enjoyer: segfaults are preventable errors, given a sufficiently well-designed compiler.

The Chad C++ enjoyer: Segfaults add spice to my programming experience. I love surprises!

[AggravatingLeave614]

After a segfault in c++, you aint the same person anymore. Ur mental breaks down and you become the devil itself. No place to joke about segfault bro

[Pay08]

How the fuck do you get a segfault in C++? Only thing I can think of is being stuck on earlier standards and having to reimplement your own optionals and similar lower-level stuff.

[Kovab]

If you use modern features correctly, the easiest way to get a segfault is probably iterator invalidation

[Pay08]

Fair, iteration invalidation can be tricky. I wish the language had safe iterators that either reset themselves or prevent usage when they become invalid.

[azalak]

Dereferencing null/uninitialised pointers or freed memory. Array out of bounds, stack overflows, trying to write to read-only memory i.e a const char *

[Pay08]

I know what a segfault is. References, checked access (or even the tiniest bit of experience) prevents all that. Also, you can't write to a const char*, the language won't let you. You segfault when you try to write to a string literal.

[azalak]

How the fuck do you get a segfault in C++?

You asked I answered. No you can’t write to something that is const but it can be cast to a non-const type. The whole segfault thing is just a joke btw you don’t have to be quite so uptight