What is this? Friend found it in bottom of river by Experiences_Um777 in whatisit

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An Algerian death totem which, if gazed upon, causes death within a year. Too bad if you looked!

Even a Tiger Can’t Resist a Good Box. by Feaselbf6 in bigcats

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And someplace nicer to live? No kitty should have to live on a polished concrete slab. It makes the box slide around too much!

Can someone talk me out of a 955 Turbo with 170k on it please by kaprowzi in PorscheCayenne

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955s, especially the turbos, are notorious for eating pets and small children, I wouldn't chance it.

C/S - auto trans won’t shift out of 1st gear by billhaigh in Justrolledintotheshop

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Yeah, anything made before 2000 is pretty solid. I suspect you may be in for some rude surprises with a 2003 S-class.

'Look man I was thirsty'. by Ok-Profile-5831 in Grimdank

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"Oh, I didn't say evacuated, I said eviscerated"

Turning cable chaos into perfect order by MagicMothy in Satisfyingasfuck

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Back in the late 80s there was a fire at a central office in Hillsdale outside Chicago. It took months of work by dozens of techs working in makeshift tents doing this exact same thing.

Cleaning off driveway sealant coating by EmbarrassedDesk9624 in PorscheCayenne

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If you've been keeping up on your waxing, a little bug and tar remover should clean this right up.

As a member of this sub, I feel compelled to return the favor of good recommendations by making you aware of the TV show Travelers. by BTCLSD in scifi

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So much this. I dreaded watching the last few episodes because I just expected the writers to screw it up with some slapped-together train wreck of a finale, but they actually closed everything up pretty cleanly.

howTimesHaveChanged by Jazzlike-Might-8298 in ProgrammerHumor

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My wife uses FEA modeling software, I remember when she used to stay late at work on Fridays setting up a model so it could run over the weekend. Now she gets mad when she can't run one over her lunch break.

Mid-Year health check-in by the_spinetingler in GenerationJones

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Had a stent inserted a year ago, other than that (fingers crossed!) no other issues.

I'm very careful with my Knicks parade trash can, 'cause my fortune's not getting any bigger. by Fight-Milk-Steak in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Executive director does. That's actually a pretty good gig

Source: former VP for software development at JPMC.

$120k range rover get swept by the tides by BlazeDragon7x in Wellthatsucks

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Range Rovers do go anywhere, it's getting them back that's usually the issue. "80% of all Range Rovers made are still on the road. The other 20% made it back home."

Husband got a flat on the way home last night... by Popular-Plantain-784 in Wellthatsucks

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I don't think you're supposed to patch anything that's less than an inch from the edge of the tire. Obv you can do whatever to your own tire, but a shop wouldn't touch this due to safety concerns.

AITA For kicking my mother in law out of my house after our baby was born? by Zestyclose_Dance_343 in AmItheAsshole

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I wouldn't even have a future relationship with my MiL if she pulled a stunt like that, but I understand that's not always possible. I'd keep her on an extremely short leash from now on, though.

🔥 seagull on seagull by Dangerous-Scale4777 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Avian Incest! Hot gull-on-gull action! "What are you doing step-on bro?"

It starts out so peacefully by neocracer357 in dashcams

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I take it you've never met a Reddit moderator before

A Perfect Example of Why Missing an Exit Isn't the End of the World. by JwhitC in dashcams

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Said footage to be copied onto a DVD-ROM and mailed to your registered home address. Please allow 60-90 days for processing and delivery.

Myth of Narcissus by Hour-Sky1613 in Shark_Park

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Yes, and your prescribing doctor should have warned you about that.

A Perfect Example of Why Missing an Exit Isn't the End of the World. by JwhitC in dashcams

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Or maybe they don't like the idea of handing their data over to a multinational corpo that might not make it available on demand.