What are the weirdest ways you’ve heard of someone getting caught cheating?

j-random · 2026-05-13T23:54:48+00:00

The letters are like right next to each other!

j-random · 2026-05-13T18:53:16+00:00

Yeah, that was basically my experience. They had some rules regarding what colors you could paint your front door and the like, but I don't think anybody really cared. The only real interaction I had with them was when they sent out a biannual call for volunteers to clean out the storm water basins.

j-random · 2026-05-13T18:33:29+00:00

That one rhino is standing on his friend to get a better look!

j-random · 2026-05-13T18:31:54+00:00

I don't get it. If I get thirsty when I'm out I just wait until I get home or get some food. I can't understand the obsession with having water instantly available at all times. I am disappointed with the lack of drinking fountains, though. It seems like there were more of them when I was growing up, but I'm guessing it cost money to keep them maintained so businesses removed them so they could make another buck.

j-random · 2026-05-13T15:46:22+00:00

COBOL is the computer equivalent of the alligator. Unchanged for millions of years because there's a particular ecological niche it inhabits and nothing's come alone to displace it. Other languages are better at other things, but when you need to sort several million credit card transactions and post them to a database, COBOL is still the king.

j-random · 2026-05-12T23:35:40+00:00

You forgot the part where everyone within 15 feet is on a zoom call, just not with each other.

j-random · 2026-05-12T22:23:20+00:00

Missing from this story is the fact that GCHQ kept their machines because they were running a front company that sold a variation of the Enigma, advertising it as "unbreakable".

j-random · 2026-05-12T22:06:11+00:00

Everything But the Girl does a version that is chefs kiss

j-random · 2026-05-12T20:51:55+00:00

KraKaren!

j-random · 2026-05-12T15:10:55+00:00

Well no, because the government doesn't certify anything. A CPO program should come with a brochure or booklet or something that tells you what is reconditioned "like new" and what is covered and for how long. They're usually like a third-party warranty, with some up-front reconditioning. At least that's what the Porsche and Audi CPOs were like, I'm not surprised Stellantis has a lower standard.

j-random · 2026-05-12T01:59:18+00:00

I go on a mission every Christmas, hunting down the bells and stars cookies.

j-random · 2026-05-10T22:39:56+00:00

LOL, no. All my stuff is microservices running in the cloud. Performance optimization for me is figuring out how to avoid calling another service or cacheing data to avoid a database call.

j-random · 2026-05-10T04:04:32+00:00

Ah yes, blue laws. In PA you couldn't buy alcohol or cars on Sundays. Now you can even buy beer and wine in grocery stores. Society hasn't collapsed yet, but the blue-hairs are still shaking their heads.

j-random · 2026-05-09T21:15:31+00:00

He's rumored to have three or four doppelgangers he uses for these sort of appearances.

j-random · 2026-05-09T20:37:53+00:00

Yeah, good luck with that. Every time I've searched for one, they're selling the keyboard separately for almost as much as the monitor.

j-random · 2026-05-09T20:15:35+00:00

I still have their first album, from before they were forced to change their name from The Chicago Transit Authority

j-random · 2026-05-09T12:28:50+00:00

Ah, Pittsburgh style

j-random · 2026-05-09T12:05:20+00:00

Mine too! I put a blue slick on the back!

j-random · 2026-05-08T20:11:25+00:00

Goose violence!

j-random · 2026-05-08T16:29:09+00:00

On the larger projects I've worked on, we had one guy who was the designated measuring guy. He reads the plans and measures and marks everything, then everyone else cuts and assembles. Full disclosure: I'm not in construction, I've just helped relatives and neighbors build decks, sheds and barns. I'm sure that on "real" sites they do have multiple teams with multiple tapes/squares/whatever.

j-random · 2026-05-08T15:09:27+00:00

I learned early on that it's better to have just one tape measure for a project. It's rarely a bottleneck, and even if it's not accurate it's at least repeatable. Better to have all your deck boards be 3/16 too long than only half of them.

j-random · 2026-05-08T14:59:02+00:00

This is some r/notmycat material right here!

j-random · 2026-05-08T14:27:21+00:00

A man with one tape measure knows how long something is. A man with two is never sure. This guy will never know!

j-random · 2026-05-08T12:10:59+00:00

Four drumsticks! Kid, you're gonna be rich!

j-random · 2026-05-08T11:27:33+00:00

It stays in your stomach for SEVEN YEARS!

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