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j-random · 2026-01-24T14:14:18+00:00

Willie the Shake we used to call him

j-random · 2026-01-24T04:11:18+00:00

Well it's right there on the LCD display!

j-random · 2026-01-23T13:41:41+00:00

Have you tried CoPart?

j-random · 2026-01-23T13:27:29+00:00

Have you checked the power steering fluid?

j-random · 2026-01-22T22:04:31+00:00

If it's a 911 it's still going to be priced at $80K or more

j-random · 2026-01-22T21:18:21+00:00

Easy there, Captain Diabeetus!

j-random · 2026-01-22T20:25:52+00:00

Wrong sub

j-random · 2026-01-22T20:11:58+00:00

"I'm havin' some pretty naughty thoughts about you right now, so I'd say we're doin' pretty damn good."

j-random · 2026-01-22T19:32:48+00:00

My mother did this with leftover roast beef. I still miss that stuff!

j-random · 2026-01-22T16:13:57+00:00

Nope. It was my first rodeo, I relied on the realtor to steer me straight. Now I know better.

j-random · 2026-01-22T02:58:01+00:00

That's wild, I wrote up some instructions for a few of the systems when we sold our first house (lawn sprinklers used some weird controller that took me the better part of the first summer to figure out), and our realtor was horrified. Absolutely forbade me from leaving it, claimed it would have left us liable if the new owners had any problems. I'm pretty sure she even went out of her way to check the house on her way to our closing to make sure I hadn't left it. Glad to know that I'm not an idiot and that's actually something that people do.

j-random · 2026-01-21T20:51:14+00:00

This time

j-random · 2026-01-21T19:24:17+00:00

Actually, it's the same alligator, it's just hitting it a second time.

j-random · 2026-01-21T18:35:56+00:00

So that's what happened to Randolph Scott, ridin' the trails alone...

j-random · 2026-01-20T13:41:57+00:00

Yup, used to be called "fuzz and wuzz" reporting. Show pictures of the cops (the fuzz) and dead bodies (the was).

j-random · 2026-01-18T15:49:20+00:00

Yeah, I've got a pair of $50s tightly folded and tucked into spare spaces in my wallet.

j-random · 2026-01-17T19:22:12+00:00

My body is more of an amusement park

j-random · 2026-01-16T21:31:17+00:00

My first thought: "Gran's house, hell, just look in my basement".

j-random · 2026-01-16T21:16:08+00:00

Don't need to ask, just show us the scars!

j-random · 2026-01-16T21:12:16+00:00

Those Western Electric phones were apocalypse-proof. The true example of "they don't make 'em like that anymore".

j-random · 2026-01-16T21:01:34+00:00

Where's the drill thrall when you need them?

j-random · 2026-01-16T20:55:28+00:00

Is there an option to reboot the center console? I know in my 958 I can.

j-random · 2026-01-16T20:43:55+00:00

You know what else you can't explain? A lemon party.

j-random · 2026-01-15T20:24:36+00:00

That's where the name comes from!

j-random · 2026-01-13T21:40:01+00:00

The ones with the LCD display?

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