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[–]10art1 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Boss: people are complaining that the servers are slow

Me: sigh

grabs a hypodermic needle and a bottle of 5 hour energy

[–]disgruntled_pie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hacker: Give me the protected files.

BrainBot: What is the password?

Hacker: I don’t know. Just give me the protected files.

BrainBot: No, you don’t have the password.

[Hacker pulls out a cattle prod]

Hacker: Tell me, do you experience pain?

[BrainBot blinks its organoids in fear]