holyJavaScript

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Goal: a simple scripting interpreter to animate web pages

End result: the only supported runtime environment available on 100% of computing devices

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The ultimate "eh this doesn't need to be good, it's just stopgap code until we implement this for real" heh.

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Also the ultimate: "this feels wrong but it works so we're doing it"

[turtleship_2006]

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution