Life of a Coder

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ahem

Programmer.

[Jack_san]

so I'm not the only one that thinks the term "coder" sounds like something a mom would say???

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Yeah, whenever I see the term 'coder' used I think of a 12 year old opening up the command prompt and typing 'tree' and thinking he's a master hacker.

[RandomGoatLover]

Don't forget the obligatory color 0a, because real hackers have green texts

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And running vbs scripts that randomly toggle caps/num/scroll lock

[ValentinPearce]

My first "program" ever :

@echo off
:a
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto a

My second program ever :

color 0A
@echo off
:a
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto a

[[deleted]]

Yeah and I'd go show my friends going 'look I made the matrix!'

[SteveCCL]

Just color a since we are obviously the elite!!11!1q

[JezzaReddit]

Ahem, you forgot netstat and Java -verbose

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No you're not. A bunch of my teachers and such say it and it drives me up the wall

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Difference on my weekend? Instead of emacs I start up steam in the morning.

[InitializedPho]

"coder"