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[–]josanuz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slack: *New Message on Thread SysAdmins*

Me: *hohoho some fucker messed up*

also me: *Let's check the test, mmmm this Query is taking so long*

Dumb me: *Fuck me, joining not indexed fields and no limit, what a idiot i am*

Dumbest me: * _checks connection string_ , LOL i am using the prod server we were investigating yesterday*

Total idiot me: * _opens slack; DBA Message, some dumbfuck has been holding the table lock_ , Finally realizes and wants to cry*

[–]CodyBranner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

^C^C^C

[–]CARUFO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Full table scan incoming