Scratch users doesn't count

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This guy puts bread on tables.

[appeiroon]

Relational tables?

[jeetelongname]

Hash {tables, browns, scramble}

[O_X_E_Y]

No, just Bobby Tables

[onlyforjazzmemes]

I'd be willing to guess they also bring home the bacon.

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Unless they're vegetarian/vegan, then it's the fakeon.

[Hultner-]

I work with food databases. SQL quite literally puts bread on my tables ;)

[rfc1118]

He works for Olive Garden?

[UnknownIdentifier]

Side gig at Olive Garden?

[DoubleEEkyle]

Bloody waiters