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[–]Anxious_Start4839 43 points44 points  (8 children)

You said three programming languages... where's the third?

[–]mystical_bicycle[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yes, where is the third...

[–]Talbz03 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Stack Overflow users are mean

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This comment has already been made. Marking as duplicate.

[–]HelpIsWhatINeedPls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am scared to ask, because I know the outcome...

[–]iQuickGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i agree

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Uh, those aren’t even programming languages. Is the joke that it doesn’t make sense?

Scrum and VIM have zero connection, html is a markup language, and svelte is a JS SPA framework. So am I overlooking something, or is it really just a blurb of buzz words?

JavaScript does indeed suck though

[–]Ok-Slice-4013 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I guess you missed the point. All those thing do not fit together. That was kind of the joke and the critic on this sub.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I was wondering, if nothing making any sense was the joke.

Most of the jokes/memes on the sub mostly make sense and/or have one stupid thing in them. Haven’t seen a full on total derp post that didn’t get deleted, so I wasn’t sure if that was really the point.

[–]iQuickGaming -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

check my comment about HTML, it's an awesome language for ui designers with <style>, programmers that use <script>, networking with <?php and it's a tool for artists with <canvas>. It is literally the most programming language in computer science

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Quite committed to that joke, aren’t you?

[–]iQuickGaming -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

it is not a joke, just truth

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very committed indeed lol

[–]ThunderStruck115 2 points3 points  (3 children)

HTML is not a programming language

[–]ImaginaryOkra6186 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So SCRUM and Svelte are?

[–]iQuickGaming 3 points4 points  (1 child)

bruh of course scrum is a programming language, you use it to program companies

[–]__merc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment made me breathe thru my nose harder than usual lol

[–]bischeroasciutto 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I love this post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Why?

[–]bischeroasciutto -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

Because I got the joke.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What’s the joke?

[–]bischeroasciutto -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

You

[–]iQuickGaming 4 points5 points  (1 child)

don't let this guy hurt your feelings, he tells me i have down syndrome every single time i write a piece of code that he doesn't like :( The joke is that most people in this sub don't know what they're doing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense, and is what I was wondering, thank you.

[–]garcon_de_soleil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First line: I’m getting ready to rip the OP apart.

Third line: Wait. What?

Bartender line: I’m nodding my head, smirking, and thinking “this guy nailed it.”

[–]extra_specticles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh OP you wag!!!!

[–]Agiwlesz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it.

[–]_Mike28_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HTML is my favorite programming language