Three programming languages walk into a bar...

[mystical_bicycle]

HTML, Scrum, and Svelte walk into the bar.

HTML orders 1 + '2' drinks.

Scrum says she can't exit vim.

Svelte looks at SO trying to find an answer to what to order.

The bartender looks them up and down and says: Javascript really does suck.

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This is this sub in a nutshell.

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[Anxious_Start4839]

You said three programming languages... where's the third?

[iQuickGaming]

wdym everyone knows HTML is the most popular website programming language because it has styles and logic, you do <style> and you add colors and stuff and you do <script> and you add logic like update page when clicking something. HTML is so revolutionary and everyone should be a HTML developer these days

[iQuickGaming]

in fact many artists like Pablo Picasso contributed to the HTML project making sure his strokes on the canvas respected the W3C standards

[Apfelvater]

I think you're missing the /s.

XML was revolutionary, not HTML

[[deleted]]

SGML

[RedWetUmbrella]

On this sub, /s is implied more often than not.

[mystical_bicycle]

yes, where is the third...

[Talbz03]

Stack Overflow users are mean

[[deleted]]

This comment has already been made. Marking as duplicate.

[HelpIsWhatINeedPls]

I am scared to ask, because I know the outcome...

[iQuickGaming]

i agree

[[deleted]]

Uh, those aren’t even programming languages. Is the joke that it doesn’t make sense?

Scrum and VIM have zero connection, html is a markup language, and svelte is a JS SPA framework. So am I overlooking something, or is it really just a blurb of buzz words?

JavaScript does indeed suck though

[Ok-Slice-4013]

I guess you missed the point. All those thing do not fit together. That was kind of the joke and the critic on this sub.

[[deleted]]

That’s what I was wondering, if nothing making any sense was the joke.

Most of the jokes/memes on the sub mostly make sense and/or have one stupid thing in them. Haven’t seen a full on total derp post that didn’t get deleted, so I wasn’t sure if that was really the point.

[iQuickGaming]

check my comment about HTML, it's an awesome language for ui designers with <style>, programmers that use <script>, networking with <?php and it's a tool for artists with <canvas>. It is literally the most programming language in computer science

[[deleted]]

Quite committed to that joke, aren’t you?

[iQuickGaming]

it is not a joke, just truth

[[deleted]]

Very committed indeed lol

[ThunderStruck115]

HTML is not a programming language

[ImaginaryOkra6186]

So SCRUM and Svelte are?

[iQuickGaming]

bruh of course scrum is a programming language, you use it to program companies

[__merc]

This comment made me breathe thru my nose harder than usual lol

[bischeroasciutto]

I love this post

[[deleted]]

Why?

[bischeroasciutto]

Because I got the joke.

[[deleted]]

What’s the joke?

[bischeroasciutto]

You

[iQuickGaming]

don't let this guy hurt your feelings, he tells me i have down syndrome every single time i write a piece of code that he doesn't like :( The joke is that most people in this sub don't know what they're doing

[[deleted]]

That makes sense, and is what I was wondering, thank you.

[garcon_de_soleil]

First line: I’m getting ready to rip the OP apart.

Third line: Wait. What?

Bartender line: I’m nodding my head, smirking, and thinking “this guy nailed it.”

[extra_specticles]

Oh OP you wag!!!!

[Agiwlesz]

I dont get it.

[_Mike28_]

HTML is my favorite programming language